I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this, but I seem to do it a lot

At my job, I quite often see “Monday, Wednesday, Friday” abbreviated to MWF.

I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.

God, that must be so embarrassing

But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis???

What a coincidence! I call mine The Crowdpleaser

If her friends don’t cum- and if they don’t cum- well they’re no friends of mine

I like to spend all day at work thinking about how much fun I’m going to have playing a certain game when I get home.

Then, when I finally make it home and sit down in front of my computer, I’ll “get to it in a minute” for the next 3 to 4 hours until suddenly it’s time to eat and go to bed. Repeat 5 days a week.

After all that adventure, he’s gotta be tired. I’d say the next move should be heading back to the White House. :)

They turned Jaco Pastorius into an anime girl 😔

Damn, people just straight-up don’t care about the content of an image if they see an opportunity to go on a tangent.

I wonder how ridiculous you have to make the text- paired with a pictograph of a problematic take like the original for this one- before people realize it’s not actually repeating the original sentiment or even saying anything at all

Ween is a giant circle around the entire graph that’s too large to be depicted here

Hell yeah, rip 'em all day (when the setting is appropriate to do so)

When I was a kid, I don’t think I kept watching Rugrats for very much longer after they added Dil.

Nah, these aren’t dongs. They’re definitely uteran, in honor of Women’s History Month!

…did they add crime as a shortcut to speedrun capitalism?

Ughhh, I hate ingesting stimulants and sitting at computer at work >:(

I wish I could ingest stimulants and sit at computer at home :)

Pretty sure this is the cover of an unreleased Primus album

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And, if my understanding of how everything that ends up following dystopian fiction only seems to get the dullest parts of it is true, it means we won’t even get a cool song to sing :\

Joke’s on you, I’m a habitual daydreamer. I don’t even NEED hands. I am distraction itself.