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Pockets
I thought it was ‘ponies’; yours is better.
Somewhere in my vast collection of notes, I have an alcohol-induced business plan, probably scribbled on a napkin — basically a company that sells sew-on pockets. Exclusively. One day …
Of course we need to get pockets, where else am I gonna put my pony?
This is why I own so many pairs of scrub pants.
They ain’t cute, but you’ll get reliable pockets and comfy as fuck.
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Wait, sorry, that’s cats.
What’s the difference?
Species.
Presents? Oh no, duh, portapotties!
Pumpkin spices!
It’s not the size that matters, it’s your cooking.
Pesos ?
Filthy hobbitses.
Pshawn Astins
