• rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I’m ace. All I want are cuddles and garlic bread. For some reason it’s considered an ethics violation for therapists to cuddle with clients

    • LostXOR@fedia.io
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      3 days ago

      Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!

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        3 days ago

        The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.

    • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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      Yes. You have to hire a different companion for professional cuddling, and thanks to our effed-up healthcare system, it’s not covered by insurance.

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        I actually came across someone that offered that service once, they were working in the same co-working office as a colleague. They had flyers and everything.