• LostXOR@fedia.io
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    Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!

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      The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.

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          Common misconception. Red Bull is more of a marketing company that sells its formula to manufacturing plants around the world. They mainly focus on advertising while the local manufacturing plants produce the product. Or maybe there are 2 heads would be a better statement.

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        I would totally buy a garlic bread dakimakura.