• Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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    Those scientists aren’t mad, just dedicated.

    Show me a field scientist that is injecting trees with a serum to turn them into sentient carnivores. Or one that is manually digging for uranium in order to fast track the eruption of a volcano. Or the one inventing Godzilla.

    Not that pansy shit.

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        More like a “will be real as soon as I get that grant” situation

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    You’re walking through the forest, and some guy covered in mud stumbles out onto the cutline, fly bitten, frenzied look in his eye, and a dirty shovel on his shoulder. Oh wait that’s just me

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    There were some geologists (field work by my reckoning) from Massachusetts who went mad after an expedition to the Antarctic. The survivors came back mumbling something about a horrible thing from beyond the mountains.

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    This is me. You can usually find me staring up at a light pole talking, heckling or cursing at it, and before you know it I’m gone.

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    Gf and I passed a young guy while kayaking the river one day. Dude’s wearing summer street-wear, standing at bank up to his knees with a net. He was researching turtle populations. Funky thing is, we have no idea how he got where he was.

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    Pretty sure I have photographic evidence of the leaf monster I spawned to terrorize the overgrown creek bed into revealing its outcroppy secrets.

    It was me. I am the leaf monster what walks in the water.