I’ll start off with one, Being upset about a breakup that happened hundreds of years ago.

  • Tiefling IRL
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    5 hours ago

    You know how the curse of pet ownership is that you will almost certainly outlive them?

    That, but with everyone you love

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      Pets? Dude, everyone around you will just perish. You will have to move state to state after three decades, new identity, new job, basically new “life” so as not to raise any suspicions.

      I believe there’s a movie about this.