Clearly the solution is more transgender bathroom bans /s

Legit fortune tellers could see them coming /s

Star Wars Ep 1 gets more hate than it deserves. It’s not a masterpiece by any means, but it’s enjoyable.

That’s just what the bootlickers want. They’re happy to pay more in taxes as long as it punishes “undesirables”

The more movement the better. That’s why I only put live food in there /s

I assume anyone who owns a Tesla is a Nazi until proven otherwise. With how dangerous those cars are, it’s for the better anyway

Nassau County (and neighboring Suffolk County) have always been Nazi hell holes since LI was taken over by Robert Moses

That word will get you banned. We call it Luigi Day now

Ending up in a labor camp within the next 4 years

No government benefits until he passes a weekly drug test

Betcha they save more than that by delaying flights

They all disappeared immediately after the election because they got what they wanted, a Trump win.

Stormy Daniels approves

Find a hobby you enjoy. Look for places that offer classes in your area, even if it only somewhat interests you.

Honestly, spaghetti

If you’re Italian, sorry for the stroke

Asking for a Lemmy friend?

They’re doing this to try to define queerness as porn and queer people as sexual abusers.

Florida already tried to make it punishable by death

People here like to make fun of cocktail drinkers while sipping on piss water

Caller: “I have a psycho stalker who keeps messaging me and I’m worried they’re going to do something violent to me”

Cops: “Call us after they harm you”

Caller: “I work for Blue Cross Blue Shield and a caller just said Deny Defend Depose”

Cops: “Real shit”

I was already in the area on vacation :) We booked the hotel and planned the trip before I got the gig, the stars just happened line up. The other people in my troupe were friends so it was a lotta fun.