Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.
I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.
I didn’t know sandwiches can bite
Zero, you take bites, the sandwich never has any.
If someone left a bite in my sandwich I’d be very upset.
One
Americans really will use any measurement before touching the metric system
It’s true.
… what would the metric unit be? 🤔
The Sandwich
What if the bread is… Not square?
Bro, nibble the crust first, then there are so many glorious crustless bites. Or just cut it off.
I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?
A nibble, four bits, is half a byte, eight bits.
All of them.
I’m sorry.
I quite like the crust, but could you not slice the crust off? That would likely improve the bread to crust ratio considerably.
(Ingredients-1)2 +2
9-12
How can there be -3 bites in a sandwich?
You eat the sandwich in 9 bites. Then you vomit back up the sandwich plus 12 bites of the last thing you ate
You dropped it or it was stolen by a magpie or gull before you finished.
I would agree with this. The rational part of me likes to try and eat a sandwich in a 3x3 grid of bites, right-to-left, working my way downward.
But, I’m a wacky, inconsistent li’l bitch, so it almost never works out that way. But, I don’t think I ever exceed 12 bites. That’s a pretty solid ballpark range.