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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Printer ink solution?

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Printer ink solution?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    It would literally be cheaper to fill them with human blood.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Please don’t give HP ideas.

      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned
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        How do you think they get red ink already? Those unpaid interns got to be useful somehow

        • ALQ@lemmy.world
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          I’m not sure I want to know how they get yellow.

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      I must not tell lies

      I must not tell lies

      I must not tell lies

      I must not tell lies

      I must not tell lies

      I must not tell lies

      I must not tell lies

      I must not tell lies

      I must not tell lies

      • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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        It is, though.

        • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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          I don’t doubt that printer ink costs more than human blood, but I’m not sure if I trust the accuracy of a chart that misspells penicillin.

          • ...m...@ttrpg.network
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            …look, they could either drop a redundant L or add another hyphen: i fully support their choice, although in my opinion a better solution would be to reformat 3M PF-5030 and avoid hyphenating either entry…

            (bottom-up formatting kills the viability of vertical text for this graphic)

          • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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            Haha good point

        • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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          I do agree - this is a reference from Harry Potter where he literally was forced to use his own blood instead of ink to write

    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.worldBanned
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      The printer ink donation bus is coming!

  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    First, why is the sun wearing sunglasses? Is looking at things that are not a stellar body bright for the sun?

    Second, what is happening with the sun’s eyes? Is the sun drunk? Did it join a fight club?

    • thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Dude, they’re literally called “sun glasses”, they’re made for him!

    • TragicNotCute@lemmy.world
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      He’s high as balls

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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        Stellar bodies would be more accurately called spheroids. And there is no direction in space. So the best we could say is that he’s nondirectional as spheroids.

        But he’s tripping balls.

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          Reference from Terran normal. Height = min distance from surface of terra. Now whether we’re averaging times or looking at a snapshot, that is the question that should be answered in the framing of any question of height, else average be assumed as default.

          Please don’t let my astronomer friend see this. She’ll judge engineers even harder than scientists already do.

    • friendlymessage@feddit.org
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      It’s looking at you and your stellar body

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      He’s not wearing them for him … he’s wearing them for you

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    Not so fun fact, printer ink is dirt cheap to produce but they sell it at insane prices cause capitalism. Get laser or one of those refillable ones instead.

  • thewowwedeserve@discuss.tchncs.de
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    obvious plant

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Yes. The logo is at the top. They always put their logo on their fake products.

  • iamjackflack@lemm.ee
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    Stop buying ink based printers and buy a cheap laser.

  • Scott@sh.itjust.works
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    To be real for a second, ecotanks are great.

    Fuck cartridges, get a product that doesn’t lock you down to using a fucking DRM chip to say your ink is legit.

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    Sell this in asian speaking regions, and I bet you make bank…for about a month.

    • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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      What if I don’t know anyone who speaks asian?

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        Uhhhhhh…google translate?

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          Google says asian is not a language.

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          deleted by creator

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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        I can speak Asian. Watch:

        “The following peoples can be considered amongst those described as Asian: Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Lao, Vietnamese, Korean, Malaysian, Indonesian, Indian, Pakistani, Mongolian, Nepali, Saudi, Iranian, Iraqi, Palestinian…”

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    Does it come with a printer that doesn’t break just by looking the wrong way at it? Will it not immediately dry up?

  • DUMBASS@leminal.spaceBanned
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    Does it work?

    • Fish [Indiana]@midwest.social
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      No, this won’t work. Soy sauce is too thin, so what you need is soy concentrate. If you can’t find it online then just Venmo me $20 and I can send you some.

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        Ahh you’re not gonna get me this time Soy Sauce Salsmen! Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, can’t fool me again!

    • McMacker4@lemmy.world
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      Probably

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        Ahh, good to know, cheers!

  • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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    the ink itself is really cheap

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