Lulz. I was reminded of the conspiracy theory “jet fuel can’t melt steal beams”, for some reason.

(While that statement is technically true, metals can get extremely soft while they are heated close to their actual melting points. You know this, but it’s surprisingly easy for many to overlook this basic fact because of the specific data on melting points and such.)

Thanks for filling in the gaps, btw. Data good. Nom.