Apparently, he’s not the first, and it might actually have a chance of working.
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The murican level blowing the scale
This is extremely stupid. I was happy to see that most people here seem to immediately understand this.
Someone remind us of this works after Milton goes through this house.
For a 2k investment I’m willing to try it to save my home.
did he die
Uploaded 3 hours ago!
I seriously want to know how it goes with his house. I give him props for trying.This is like congratulating Don Quixote for killing all the dragons.
I love that the straps are parallel to the trusses. only thing better would be watching those straps cut through the shingles, underlayment, and sheeting like cheese once winds hit 188mph.
slaps tightened straps “That’s not going anywhere”
Those are the magical words that make it happen. The straps are just for show.
pats roof
That ain’t going nowhere
This baby’ll hold a family of three
Holy shit all this time I thought The Picard Maneuver was an entire sub and thanks to that meme earlier I see you’re an actual person. Finally clued in…
Good stuff too!
Also this seems like an idea worth trying. Cheap, maybe might work? Idk. I’m not inside hurricanes ever.
Haha, yep - I’m just a guy.
a legend more like
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I’m not sure if you’re aware, but yes that’s what that’s been called for a very long time now.
I thought the same thing for awhile!
I love this.
If this homeowner is as good at tying down his house as the yokels around here are at tying down their cargo, then the odds are this house is somehow going to end up hitting my windshield.
Just tie some rope around it, that’ll hold!
As long as someone is shredding death metal guitar on the roof throughout the storm, I approve.
Cope rope