In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Hey get back here!
I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
It’s written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.
Supposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours.
(It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)
I mean impressive, but not unachievable.
Just bring her lasagna at work. She’ll get over it.
Until her fashion designer ex shows up.
theres a million fine lookin women out there
not all of them bring you lasagna at work…most of em just cheat on you
Nah in a column.
No simultaneously
It’s not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality
“I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees…”
Hard disagree. It’s about optimizing the dick sucking.
I’m betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.
This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.
Middle out! Middle out!
Yeah if you have a jaw that can be unhinged like a snake.
Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.
¿Por que no los dos?
He sucked their dicks, but did he suck their hearts?
He he he, first orgasm, then organ harvesting
Then organic organism organizing.
It’s surprisingly not that hard to put up those kinds of numbers. It does not matter your gender or physical appearance, you can find at least one hundred guys willing to let you suck their dick.
I’m afraid to test your theory.
If you do test their theory, get tested often.
They already completed the multiple choice section of the test.
My experience on Grindr says otherwise.
Sometimes you’ve gotta be brave enough to check out the blank profiles lol.
I kinda think that’s a bit of the problem. So many picless profiles that are “dl” and I’m out and loud about it.
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but, you seem so cute
Live near a major city?
it turns out it’s a lot harder if you don’t care from the get go. Asexual representation goes hard.
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that’s when I told her about the escorts.
Jesus Christ, never admit that you drove a Ford.
I mean… it’s probably good to talk about these things before getting married, since it will inevitably lead to unresolved feelings later on. I wouldn’t mind if, for instance, my partner was a slut while I was a sexless virgin before we got together, but I would at least want to know that about them. In my mind you’re supposed to talk about your life experiences with your partner, and sex is falls under that umbrella. Idk, maybe I’m weird for thinking that.
i just cant imagine giving a shit about this. like how insecure do you have to be after 16 years to care??
The joke is after 16 years finding out your husband is into cock.
ahh, yeah i dont live in a world where that kind of gender issue matters.
You don’t think knowing your partner of 16 years’ sexual preferences is important?
meh. who did they marry again? me? groovy.
It’s not that it matters, but I would feel bad that my partner didn’t feel comfortable enough to share that part of them after so long.
i could see that. its really not about the sex or preference, its about trust in information. that is something every relationship must contend with making this rather pedestrian
I get the feeling you think I’m saying this because of insecurities or something. I just think it’s important to know what your partner likes and doesn’t like. I’d feel pretty alone if I was with someone I couldn’t express my desires to even if they can’t fulfill them and wouldn’t want my partner to feel that way.
nope, we said the same thing
Woosh
Right? My partner’s sex life before me is irrelevant to the relationship
As long as it wasn’t in a row
Are you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?
No a spiral. Makes the ol’ suck and tug much easier.
Sequential list, surely. Though maybe you could suck off the current and .next at the same time.
What if was in a column?
If you found the Optimal Tip-to-Tip efficiency it’s doable.
Don’t forget to account for girth similarity.
Fucking billionaires.
Don’t kink shame me!
He was lying about that repetitive strain injury all along. 😮
What about side to side
She’s just upset because her number is so low comparingly
Biphobia is hilarious…
The joke isn’t that he’s bi, it’s the reversal of expectations of the usual traditionalist roles 🤓
Maybe he sucked the cock of 100 girls and is 100% straight, how transphobic of you to assume he’s bi for sucking cocks /s
(See how easy it is to get offended if you really give it an honest try)
Haha. You got me
why is no one talking about the mouth feel
What about it?
At once?
In a row?!
Why’d you have to suck their dick, I mean why couldn’t you sleep them like a decent person?
so if he makes his wife lasagna… I don’t see the problem.
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Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.
Did he try to explain to her that 20$ is 20$?
Same one 100 times? Or 100 different ones?
I fear not the man who has sucked 10,000 cocks once, but I fear the man who has sucked one cock 10,000 times.
Let’s say he sucked at least three per each weekday and rested on weekends, it would take an average of 12 years and six months to suck so many dicks.
If otherwise would just stick to the one, again resting on weekends, that could make it a 38 year commitment.
My advice to you is if you wanna be the man who sucks 10,000 cocks, commit to at least three per day. (You can rest on weekends)
Oh boy, do I have some catch up to do.
Was hard to tell. Just kinda grabbed whatever came through the hole in the wall.
Haha gay
oh hey did you just watch Clerks
In a row?!
