In a letter to the judge, Ellison’s mother, professor Sara Fisher Ellison, wrote that Ellison has completed a romantic novella and is already at work on a follow-up. The finished novella is “set in Edwardian England and loosely based on [Ellison’s] sister Kate’s imagined amorous exploits, to Kate’s great delight,” her mother wrote.
https://fortune.com/2024/09/24/caroline-ellison-romance-novel-ftx-entencing/
oh yeah she got two years’ jail for her part in stealing eleven fucking billion with a B dollars
“completed” I guarantee it’s AI gen’ed. Note to self: use LLM to pump out a novel if/when I need to show I’m turning over a new leaf
Also: note that it is centred around her sister. Note to self: do not direct LLM to write erotica about a sibling, because that is not a normal thing to do for someone turning over a new leaf.
eleven fucking billion with a B dollars
Sure in digital monopoly money, but how much was that in real money put into the system?
no this was the actual fiat value
the ftx fraud is fucking wild. everything about it is insane.
Right, and then she gets less time than people who shoplifted a few times.
And less time than her partner-in-crime, who went out of his way to show a complete lack of remorse and a strong willingness to reoffend, all whilst lying out his ass to basically everyone.
Honestly, SBF’s antics probably helped make Ellison look like her role in this was much smaller than it actually was
fixed ty
Will Ellison include her love for hierarchical, power-struggle Chinese harem dynamics in this novella or is she saving it for the sequel?
new meta for cultivation novels: prison literature
oh yeah she got two years’ jail for her part in stealing eleven fucking billion with a B dollars
A slap on the wrist compared to Sam Bankman-Fried’s twenty-five years. Turns out working with the feds, admitting your guilt and knowing when to fold 'em are pretty important when karma finally catches up with you.
word on the street it that SBF and Diddy are sharing a cell. I can’t wait for the NFT album to drop
SBF used to be in brooklyn, then was moved somewhere to california back in may, but it’s written like he’s back in brooklyn so maybe he was moved back or something https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sean-diddy-combs-moved-section-new-york-city-jail-housing-sam-bankman-rcna172419
The unit is described as a barracks-style area currently housing 18 to 20 inmates who require special protection,
considering how small this unit is, maybe, maybe,
Diddy and the Sam
they’re Diddy and the Sam
one’s a sex offender* and the other is a scam* allegedly
please be gentle with my child, they will soon have a presence on the discount paperback rack at the local grocery store
