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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

Suffocation, no breathing.

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Suffocation, no breathing.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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    John: *eats bread with mayo*
    Jesus: *blushes*

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      John, the disciple whom Jesus loved…

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    read up on “transubstantiation” if you’re not familiar and want to know how absolutely fucking bonkers catholicism is, just like all religions

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      tl;dr: Catholic canon says that the cracker and wine literally become the actual flesh and blood of Jesus when they are “consecrated” (whatever the hell that means).

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        This is metal as hell.

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        Actual cannibal.

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          Shia LaBeouf

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      It’s even more bonkers that if you puke after communion, it un-tra substantiates and turns back into normal bread and wine. This is why we can never observe the magic.

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        Truly mysterious.

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      That happens in all Christian churches really, not just the Catlicks.

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    Every time i think of this song I’m reminded how funny it was to me to hear the radio edited version of this song which removed all references to suicide which if you recall the song was most of it.

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      Sooo… It was just the instrumental version?

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        Lol pretty much. Let me see if i can remember how it went:

        Cut my life into pieces

        I’ve reached my last resort

        ---------, no breathing

        Don’t give a ----- if I ----- ----- — -----

        Do you even care if I die bleeding?

        Would it be wrong, would it be right

        If I took – ---- ------------?

        Chances are that I might

        Mutilation out of sight

        And I’m ----------------- -------.

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    *kicks me in the chest

    And this is Sparta

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    Ahh the title spoiled the punchline

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    my wife likes ozzie. saving this in a tab for when she gets home.

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