First time I genuinely thought it was The Onion, and I’m shocked it’s not.

literally “literally incomprehensible”

8000 BCE was the year of the linux

Yeah, but there’s a stereotype that conservatism is only a boomer thing, so OP providing an example of a millennial also having a shitty view actually helps.

:3

I would be more intrested in how long it takes them to pay a fine using the revenue from the region that fine was issued from.

Who needs radiators anyway

Ludwik Mazinowski

I hope it is dumbing down things, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was influenced by the dairy lobbyists.

Women: tits
Men: biblically accurate tits

“Finally, some good fucking game”

Pyongyang’s anti-drone tactics manuals:

Happy Crimes!

To begin with, they would need to know the concept of consent to worry about being hated by them.

At 72 it’s probably a life sentence.

I really enjoy the law in my country that requires companies to show alongside the current price the lowest price in the last 30 days.

Santa is based on Saint Nicholas of Myra, so he definitely has something to do with Christianity.