John: *eats bread with mayo*
Jesus: *blushes*

Egg pasta with crushed strawberries and cottage cheese is the taste of my childhood.

Thanks to its strong beak, it can tear even the strongest 3-ply toilet paper to shreds if it has been moistened beforehand.

Ostracizing people who can’t afford the Karl Marx skin would be ironic.

I wish his name was Richard…

I’m convinced someone on LTT’s team is on Lemmy. Two weeks ago one of their quickbits had a title “u/spez endorses lemmy”.

You joke, but there are influencers tryling to convince people that vegetables are bad because they contain harmful chemicals.

Also cheese, eggs, meat, and even our environment due to waste products (feces, urine) generated by animal farms.

Except for the first one, each next home should be taxed exponentially higher.

Elon repeatedly said he’s fine with sacrifices made for the sake of progress. It’s just that he thinks others should be doing sacrifices and he should be the guy doing progress. Very convenient for a narcissistic manbaby.

Ice cream not melting seems like a small problem considering ice cream in general are full of saturated fat and sugar.

Activision-Blizzard will gladly promote that.

If they install AC they will have fewer bodies to harvest organs from.

To my knowledge, the Rust’s book actually encourages writing as many automated tests as you can, as the compiler can’t catch every type of bug in existance.

A lot of Christians don’t seem to like Jesus ethier. They just like the brand.

As a side note sqlite had a similar problem with McAfee:

2006-10-31: The default prefix used to be "sqlite_". But then Mcafee started using SQLite in their anti-virus product and it started putting files with the "sqlite" name in the c:/temp folder. This annoyed many windows users. Those users would then do a Google search for "sqlite", find the telephone numbers of the developers and call to wake them up at night and complain. For this reason, the default name prefix is changed to be "sqlite" spelled backwards. So the temp files are still identified, but anybody smart enough to figure out the code is also likely smart enough to know that calling the developer will not help get rid of the file.

It’s the same fanbase

In Poland for online payments everyone uses Blik. It lets you generate six digit number in your banking app that you then give to the site you’re making payment to. Your banking app then asks you if you want to make the payment with information about how much you pay and to whom. You accept and you’re done, no card details were shared.

Definitely AI, but they might do it because there is a lot of clueless parents who, when their kid have a problem with their game, decide to call the first brand they see on the PC (here Lenovo). Putting those answers in a glossary saves Lenovo’s time.

At least he doesn’t need to use both hands to lift it.