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PugJesus@lemmy.worldBanned to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

How dare he

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  • Jojo, Lady of the West
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    No units -> my brain reads those numbers as ages…

    Those elves are too young to be dating.

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      Going by which lore though. In D&D 5e, Elves reach adulthood by 100 years of age.

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        Whichever one is funniest.

        So… Keebler.

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          Rankin-Bass.

    • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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      this is why the US customary unit system is superior to the metric system, we don’t even have to write out a unit, we just hit an annotation.

      classic feet and inches W

      obviously /s but seriously go get your own shorthand units, it’s nice.

    • Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I thought they were pounds and had no idea why that was relevant to the photo-taking issue.

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      I thought the same for a moment too lol and lacking any contextual lore I tend to default to 10=1 years conversion to get a rough idea of how old they’re probably considered by society so… basically an 18 years old dating a 15 years old… yeah… come back to that one in a few decades time bruv when yer lives are more in sync and you’re both matured.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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      150 in elf years is basically 15 for a human.

    • ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml
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      LMAO you’re not wrong tbh

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    If anyone is interested, here is the original (I think):

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      lmao that’s much more perfect than the version I posted

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        I think not, I like the anime version

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          Anime woman looks more mad though. Like I wouldn’t want to turn my back on her after the picture. Real person looks on the verge of tears. Less like she’s going to kill me, therefore less attractive.

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            Less?

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              https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw

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                Can’t believe they left this scene out of the Netflix adaptation.

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          The anime versions eyes are looking at anything but him though. The photo is perfect.

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      Isnt 188 cm just barely 6’2? Not 6’4.

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    Removed by mod

    • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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      What heights?

      I don’t see any heights mentioned.

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        No height, just a very old couple

  • Dagwood222@lemm.eeBanned
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    I immediately thought they were talking about weight.

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      Weirdly, I thought years. Like these were elves or something.

      I’ve been playing too much D&D, I need to spend some time in the real world.

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      I assumed a vampire anime.

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      I thought it was age

      • Dagwood222@lemm.eeBanned
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        Reminds me of a Billy Crystal joke.

        105 year old man and his 99 year old wife go to the judge to ask for a divorce.

        “Are you sure that you want a divorce at your ages?”

        “Yes, your honor, we haven’t been happy for a while and it’s time to end things.”

        “Why did you stay together for so long?”

        “We were waiting for the children to die.”

    • I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.place
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      Same 🇺🇲

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    6’6" (247.5 Oreo Cookies for those of you who use that measurement). My wife is 5’1" tall.

    When I was growing up my mom would always say “the tall girls are going to love you!” Every tall girl I ever asked out shot me down in flames.

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      For anyone else using reasonable units that’s 198,12 cm and 154,94 cm respectively.

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        for everyone who actually uses metric, that’s 198 cm, and 155 cm respectively :)

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          That’s what I said.

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            nobody is measuring people to a tenth of a millimeter.

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              4channers who blame their lack of muff action on their diminutive height are.

            • lud@lemm.ee
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              No, but it doesn’t matter. I just provided the exact measurements because I was copy pasting anyways.

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                When the original value is only precise to plus or minus half an inch, it makes no sense whatsoever to do a conversion that’s a hundred times more precise.

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                  It’s more precise and took no extra effort. 🤷

                  Why is it bothering you so much?

          • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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            yeah and i said it better :)

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              If you actually contributed by providing the information to begin with I would agree.

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                if you just didnt add the decimals i wouldn’t have done it better. So, i would concur there as well.

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                Are you just being stubborn, or do you really still not understand why adding too many decimal places / significant figures is wrong?

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                  I just copy pasted. Deal with it.

      • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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        that’s too many significant figures

        • lud@lemm.ee
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          Nah.

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        I’m impressed you were able to convert the Oreos! 😉

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      I am 5’5" I have been flirted with by a surprisingly high number of near or above six foot women. The weird part is that most of them have known damned well I have the emotional capacity of a irate toaster in a research facility. Also I only get that they were flirting years later.

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        How did you end up with that lack of emotional capacity?

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          Autism and being abused as a child will fuck you up. Mind you I have more while by myself and with friends its just all of these instances were at work and well I am nothing but business, and part of business is telling HR that I put in time off as a courteous and I wasnt fucken asking.

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            Trait alexithymia for the win

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          so many researchers toasting their bagels and yet never using your dedicated bagel button will wear you down.

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    This post is lit because of the cm measurements.

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    Height in centimeters? I don’t entirely get this.

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      Height in centimeters?

      Yeah, it’s in centimeters. 158 cm is 0.000853132 and 188 is 0.00101512 in nautical miles, if that helps any.

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        Alternatively, as a smaller scale, 158 cm and 188 cm are only 0.01727909011373578 and 0.020559930008748905 football fields, respectively. Hope this helps.

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          Sometimes, that 0.00328084th of a football field makes all the difference in the world…

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      Yeah I had to read it twice to figure it wasn’t years. And I use metric, so I know exactly how tall these two are but for some reason it didn’t click on the first read

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        It would be easier if it was 1.88 and 1.56 :)

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        I think the anime picture adds to it. I thought it was about the “my witch girlfriend is actually 500 just in a childs body so its not pedophilia”

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        I guess one upside of living in a country that uses both metric and imperial frequently is that these things tend to click pretty quickly. The lack of consistency is annoying, though.

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      It’s nothing. Without a unit those are just numbers. A can of coke isn’t 12, it’s 12floz.

      Or so my metric companions don’t shit themselves in their panic-induced rage at the sight of imperial units, a coke can isn’t 355, it’s 355mL.

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        It’s actually 355 ml.

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          I’ll accept the lowercase L (in my East Coast based US education we were taught liters should also be capital L, but that seems to either be flat-out incorrect or have fallen out of fashion), but googling images of the cans shows me no space between the number and the unit.

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            I hadn’t even noticed that you didn’t put a space between the number and the unit. Looking it up online, the Bureau international des poids et mesures states that a space is to be used in front of all units, except for °, ’ and ". Dropping the space is very common though.

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              It’s cool to learn the official guidelines; thanks for doing the legwork here!

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      No, in feet, they’re actually giants.

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      Practice using metric. Not kidding, as an American it’s sometimes frustrating but most things are available in metric and there is a quite large convenience factor

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        I can tolerate distances in metric, but I draw the line at personal measurements!

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          not me. my banana seems way bigger in metric than imperial

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          5 cm is perfectly adequate according to my wife

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      millimeters, they are Irish

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      Yes

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    How is that a meme?

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      How isn’t this a meme?

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        Meme a how isn’t this.

        • I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.place
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          This meme isn’t a how

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            a meme isn’t this how

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      I think it’s based on an actual photo.

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    A difference of ~11" 4/5ths, or about 6’ 2" vs 5’ 2". 📐

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    Gosh I love Edelgards design

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    Ha! As if a mere angle could out-influence my rejection sensitivity.

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