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minus-squareDagwood222@lemm.eeBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·8 months agoReminds me of a Billy Crystal joke. 105 year old man and his 99 year old wife go to the judge to ask for a divorce. “Are you sure that you want a divorce at your ages?” “Yes, your honor, we haven’t been happy for a while and it’s time to end things.” “Why did you stay together for so long?” “We were waiting for the children to die.”
Reminds me of a Billy Crystal joke.
105 year old man and his 99 year old wife go to the judge to ask for a divorce.
“Are you sure that you want a divorce at your ages?”
“Yes, your honor, we haven’t been happy for a while and it’s time to end things.”
“Why did you stay together for so long?”
“We were waiting for the children to die.”