• TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
    80·
    2 months ago

    I tried to find a video of this on youtube, which I could not. I did however find a video of him making the same mistake 3 weeks ago in Pennsylvania, this time confusing it with North Carolina 🙄

      • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
        22·
        2 months ago

        Right no need to travel everywhere + all the venues where they won’t let him in because he hasn’t paid for the last time he went there

    • psud@aussie.zone
      2·
      2 months ago

      Were he able to read he could have had the place names on a card or autocue

      Were he able to keep competent staff that cars or autocue might even be correct and updated since the previous stop

  • Optional@lemmy.world
    41·
    2 months ago

    “Hellllooooooo Saint Loooouiiiiiiis!”

    “Uh, it’s Springfield, Steven.”

    “Oh. Yeah, right. Are You Ready To Rock?!”

      • Pika@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        2·
        2 months ago

        they are so obnoxious, my grandfather’s phone is filled to the brim with them, I have never seen a campaign send as many fucking spam texts as his campaign does it is ridiculous, my grandfather is hard blue and they are just relentless with the “Trump demands your support now!” and “DONATE TO THE CAUSE, DON’T LET THE LEFTIST HARRIS RUIN DEMOCRACY” it’s so fucking annoying, you can’t even opt out as they just blatantly ignore it. He gets more red based texts then blue lmao

        • Trainguyrom@reddthat.comEnglish
          6·
          2 months ago

          Todd who previously had my phone number signed up for a lot of texts, and got his (now my) number into a ton of databases. I’ve been able to watch his cross country move and general financial improvement through these spam texts. At first it was a house in Phoenix Arizona, and some sketchy stuff related to his arrest, but looks like he moved back to the same state I live in and has a cheaper place that isn’t seeing as insane of price inflation. I’ve also seen fewer debt related texts for him and lately I’ve been getting some with his new lady friend’s name on them. Good for Todd. Hopefully he eventually learns to stop giving out my number

      • Trainguyrom@reddthat.comEnglish
        2·
        2 months ago

        I mean theoretically if they deport all non-citizens that would free up a lot of housing, as well as a lot of jobs and generally send the country into an economic death spiral thanks to the sudden and continued population decline

        • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
          1·
          2 months ago

          Deporting all the non-citizens would send us into a literal death spiral thanks to the fact that they pick all the vegetables, cut all the meat, and cook all the food in restaurants. For bonus points we would starve to death behind our unkept lawns, but at least we’d have plenty to drink from the water pouring through our leaking roofs.

          • Trainguyrom@reddthat.comEnglish
            1·
            2 months ago

            Lots of non-citizens work in all of the factories that produce everything Americans consume too, including of course food production facilitiesm so house right it would probably be a literal death spiral

    • Snapz@lemmy.world
      3·
      2 months ago

      Would you like to buy Chinese dropshipped garbage, but in the most brilliant golden tones and for quadruple the price you’d see it on aliexpress? Then Text that number

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
    21·
    2 months ago

    “Many people call it Pennsylvania okay. Some call it Arizona, but many call it Pennsylvania too. Most say they don’t even know what it’s called but the ones who do, they call it Pennsylvania, okay? and you know that, and I know that and we know that, which is why nuclear, because my uncle, John trump, okay, and this guy was rough okay? Rough and tough, and BIG. okay big tears in his eyes and he says, “ummm Mr trump sir… Ummm ummm”. But you can’t do that anymore right, they don’t let you, but that had, they called it Wharton business school. And you need to know business, you need to know DEALS okay, and they say, I mean you hear this, you hear many people saying this, that, “trump does deals”. And the greats say it, you see orban, and they call him strong okay, I’m strong, she’s not strong okay, golf it’s heavy, you can’t just do golf if you’re a lady and you know that. But yeah, lady marmalade was what me and Jeff called this one girl, and she was… I mean, you could do it in those days, and they’d let you and you did it and we all did it and it was great. And that’s why okay, that’s and you see the shirts and they say it, MAGA okay, MAGA, and it says “make an elephant grapes again” and that’s really it. But the whole thing is just a hoax okay, and Hunter Biden did Hillary emails and it’s, of course it is right? And it’s sleepy joe ON STEROIDS we call it, and where is he now? You don’t see him anymore, it’s like he’s not even running for president, but that’s why I think Tim Waltz is gonna be the future vice president.”

    • Default_Defect@midwest.socialEnglish
      2·
      2 months ago

      I make it a point to not actually listen to Trump if at all possible, but I have to know. Is he a “nuclear” guy or a “nukular” guy?

      • Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world
        5·
        2 months ago

        No he pronounces nuclear correctly, like that one time he said “my nuclear button is much bigger than his” about Kim Jong Un on national television marking the first public threat of nuclear war by the US in decades. Ah, the old days were fun. /s

  • barsquid@lemmy.world
    19·
    2 months ago

    Look at that banner desperately trying to make the shooting relevant again, as if the country doesn’t have more extreme shootings every day.

    • nexguy@lemmy.world
      9·
      2 months ago

      It’s true he isn’t the first politician but he is the first politician/felon/insurrectionists/adulterer/conspiracy theorist/rapist/pedophile.