Why more people settle for brands like Gillette when there are better products on the market at or even lower in price is beyond me.

But I’m not legally allowed to buy anything better than Gillette. I’ve been told that Gillette is “the best a man can get™” so I’m kinda stuck with it.

I mean, yeah, it’s brilliant. Passes scrutineering, legal, genius design.

Loophole reading is responsible for some great stuff in F1.

Shoot, DRS exists because McLaren figured out they could stall the rear wing with air using the F duct.

You might also like 75913. Still not exactly what you’re asking for, but you can use it to make that stuff.

Everyone outside of work seems to enjoy adult things that include swearing or certain types of humor

Swearing I’ll grant you, I don’t really understand not swearing at work. But I do minimize it.

The jokes thing, though? Humor can all too easily ostracize, offend, or otherwise “other” fellow workers. What someone might consider funny, and maybe those around them do, too, could make someone else seriously uncomfortable.

It’s best to be careful about the jokes you tell at work.

They don’t look good with this livery, but I love a good pun.

That’s a patent, not a copywrite.

Software patents are also terrible, though.

Once, years ago when weed wasn’t legal here, my dealer had so much keef he was selling it by the gram.

Holy shit that was good bang for my buck.

This is delightful.

If you can someone do it to the CEO’s private jet for his 1,000 mile commute to work a few times a week that’d be cool.

US presidential elections aren’t about swaying your base. They’re about swaying very specific swing states.

The electoral college means pushing to the center is the only way for progressives to win an election. Conservatives can generally do what they want, they have an inherent advantage in the electoral college.

Giving up the chance to make small change because you refuse to compromise only means that, within the system we have here, we end up backsliding. Every small improvement is hard won, and giving up means dramatic losses.

It’s a shit system, but it’s the system we currently have to work with.

My grandmother died at a relatively young age of lupus complications and she had to end her whole career at 36 because she was so sick. I’m 27, and I am terrified I’m going to end up like her. Her quality of life was absolutely awful for the entire time I knew her. I don’t want that for myself.

Selena Gomez has lupus and Only Murders in the Building, entirely made after her diagnosis, is the best thing she’s done in her career, IMO.

The world has changed. Stay strong, you can do this!

Yeah, very similar but with steel-cut oats instead of cornmeal/flour. I’ve not had scrapple but I understand they’re very similar, both born out of German immigrants trying to stretch meat servings and save money.

All this time I thought it was “Jeffrey Dahmer Vance.”

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines tells me the answer is no.

But also, maybe? And if so, and if it passes scrutineering, and if it was done on purpose…absolutely genius.

The Dollop #252 - Icelandic History talks about necropants. A very funny listen if you’re unfamiliar. Including an Icelandic comedian referring to the Icelandic people as “the most beautiful example of inbreeding in the world.” Or something to that effect.

Cincinnati seemed like a nice enough city though. Can’t think of any particular reason I’d ever want to go back

Clearly you’ve never had goetta.

Fallout 4. I realized I was too far with the Brotherhood and the Railroad to get the peaceful ending. So I was trying to decide who to side with, and I kind of stopped playing rather than decide. 😅

Aren’t all parts of a shirt suitable as a cleaning cloth?

Good question! No! Most t-shirts work well, but button-up shirts are often not soft, pliable, or absorbable enough to really function well for glasses cleaning (IMO, anyway).

You aren’t likely to scratch the glasses (glass is very hard), but you kinda just move the smudges around and make them worse with certain fabrics. I want either a nice mostly-cotton blend, or a nice thick microfiber cloth (microfiber is not created equal, and some are practically useless).

Maybe I’m just picky. Your mileage may vary.

I’ve been trying to figure out the recipe so I can put it on everything.

Edit: I say “been trying” but in reality I only made one batch of an okay attempt at a copycat recipe. Haven’t gotten around to trying again yet.

It is great, but I prefer it with steak. And ALWAYS extra creamy jalapeño sauce!