Donald Rumsfeld also holds the record for deflecting the most direct questions if he is a secretly a lizard person: https://youtu.be/qQ8L9OQZs1A
Hmmm, there’s one part of the recording that’s edited out right after Louis asks “Did you have more capability to fly it because of your lizard reflexes?” He says “I’ve got a thought for you…” But what does he say next? Why did they cut it??
Lizard people are able to disrupt electronics like cameras and microphones.
Probably also the record for ‘getting people you have shot in the face to apologize to you on TV’. It only happened once, but it was still weird.
edit: fuck me I’m getting old, that was Dick Cheney.
He never answered. Big lizard energy. Love that he did that
Words from the man George W. Bush thought was the right guy for secretary of state:
We know where they are [Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction]. They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.
Is this a known known, or an unknown unknown?
Deep thoughts from Teflon Don.
For a brief moment during Bush(Cheney) years, there was this screensaver with some of the more outlandish quotes from his press briefings.
He had a way with words, and that way was to go nowhere. It was an art form.
Literally why I ended up on his wiki page. I was googling this as I tried to explain the concept to someone lol
Where’s the $2.3 TRILLION DOLLARS, LEBOWSKI???!!!
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Plus he’s the one that brought us aspartame. What a guy.
