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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Ever want to feel like a spy on your hardest mission yet?

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Ever want to feel like a spy on your hardest mission yet?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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  • ravhall@discuss.onlineBanned
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    I used to have a ring with a compartment where I would keep coke. Humorously, the ring “gem” was a mirror. I had to stop wearing it because the mirror kept reflecting light and blinding people.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Swap a friends ring pill with a blue laxative

    • DrSleepless@lemmy.world
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      He won’t know if he’s coming or going

      • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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  • Marduk73@sh.itjust.works
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    Doubles as a micro cock ring

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Nice humblebrag.

      • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        yes, but has a nice ring to it.

    • suction@lemmy.world
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      Look at you owning a cock!

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    As a completely and totally cis person, would this work with the funni make-girl pills?

    • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, estrogen tablets are usually small enough they would fit in a ring like that.

      • SmolSweetBean@lemmy.world
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        And there are much nicer looking alternatives to this one, too. Just look up poison ring.

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      Ah. Tit-tacs

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    takes his cyanide pill; doesn’t die, just gets horny

    Meanwhile on the other side of town, Grandpa is about to get some, pops his Viagra and dies.

    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Your captor thinks the torture isn’t working as intended.

  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    Gives a whole new meaning to kissing the ring.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      “Okay, you can stop kissing the ring, JESUS CHRIST LET GO OF THE POOR RING.”

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    I’ve got pockets, thanks.

    • primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world
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      okay, but will pockets make you feel like a cool super spy, the kind you watched movies about when you didn’t need a pill to get hard?

      it’s not even criticism, I think this is a cool toy for old dudes. they should have it.

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    I want one of these so bad, I’d keep ibuprofen in it

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    One side is even ribbed, for your pleasure!

  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
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    “There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here!”

  • suction@lemmy.world
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    Is that from the old Conan show?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m not sure. It does seem like something they might do though.

      I also wouldn’t be surprised if it were sold as a legitimate product at some point.

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        deleted by creator

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    Name brand Viagra is over $100 per dose. Anybody taking it can fucking afford a ring.

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    Rikers favourite ring

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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    Damn great pun OP

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    this is a great gimmick for poker players. show it of to a couple buddies so when someone calls you out for double dealing and wearing a shiner, one of them can stick up for you and say you just have a limp dick.

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