I once knew a homeopath who tried to kill himself.
He took a massive underdose.
I can’t tell if this is an actual story or a Mitch Hedberg style joke.
It’s a joke. If it was serious, it would use other words while adding up to the same meaning.
I miss Mitch, man
I used to miss him. I still do, but I used to, too.
Lol. I had a chemistry prof in university that every year, when teaching dilution, mixed up a solution of arsenic that was 2x the lethal dose and then diluted it over and over and over and then drank the water.
He’s building up resistance so his wife can’t poison him.
or silly Sicilians
Reminds me of James Randi eating handfuls of homeopathic sleeping pills.
RIP Mr. Randi
Before Randi’s retirement, JREF sponsored the One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge, which offered a prize of $1 million to applicants who could demonstrate evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event under test conditions agreed to by both parties.
You can imagine how many zeros of millions they paid out
I’ve just now read through his extremely lengthy Wikipedia article and all I can say is: What an amazing man.
Quite the guy!
Also - two kinds of Lemmings
(Second response was to screenshots of: a paragraph, a graph, and four bullets) 😉
I found your post and I actually was reading about American (il)literacy rates about a month ago hahaha. It’s truly sad. But that’s a funny reply!
He wrote a terrific book called Flim-Flam!, which I’ve read multiple times. It’s incredibly good. A book about anti-scientific bullshit written in 1980 holds up just as much today because it’s the same bullshit.
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So does that mean he actually payed out the largest fortune in human history?
Thankfully zeros of millions (0s of $$) and not millions of zeros ($1x1010000000) :)
Really disappointing that so called people would rather believe in some random organisation for science instead of you know actual scientists and scientific groups like IONS for example investigating phenomenon scientifically
People are fools if they’d rather idolise figures instead of listening to actual qualified scientists and I’m tired of people listening to insufferable pop “scientists” who spout their own toxic opinions instead of listening to actual scientists
so called people
what does this mean?
Thanks for sharing that and for the name of the organization. They sound great. Am I reading this correctly that one may potentially fund the other in some circumstances, and thus there is room for both?
Also I’d suggest getting information about IONS from IONS themselves and not wikipedia
IONS Is actually serious about doing research into it while jref are like toxic atheists
All I’ve heard of jref and randi is that they are against research into it and try to discredit any organisations that want to seriously research and study it in bad faith, its the same thing I’ve seen atheists do
Basically IONS is the kid who wants to play card games with people in class while jref, randi and atheists are the negative nancy kid who wants to take away those cards and ruin the fun for everyone because they don’t like it
The jref article on Wikipedia is also likely under the control of that guerilla wikipedia editing group that has taken over control of certain sections of Wikipedia
That guerilla group acts like the negative nancy kid I described in the earlier analogy
These are the same kinds of groups that spawn wikipedia editor wars
I’m not going to mention that groups name because it’ll show up on Google indexes for anyone using advanced google search operators and will put a target on my comment
That is totally wild! Never would’ve guessed.
Why didn’t any of these supposed scientists make an easy million dollars by scientifically proving the existence of a supernatural phenomenon, then?
Not vaccinating your children is child abuse
Amen.
Agreed. I’m willing to allow that adults should have the right to refuse vaccination, as stupid a decision as that may be, but very much in the same way that adults have the right to starve themselves. You do not have the right to starve your children, and vaccination should be seen in the same way (it should also never come at a direct personal cost; vaccines solve public health problems, they should be paid from the public purse).
Do they not clue themselves in when they all suggest completely different solution?
There are just so many solutions
Take your pick!
Nope. If you watched the yelper episode of South Park, specifically the scenes where the yelpers are all gathered together talking over each other, it shows exactly how these people see the world.
Never.
The point of postmodernism is that there is no truth. And if everything is opinion then only strength matters.
“There are no facts, only interpretations.”
What is funny is their remedies would only have had an effect if it was done right away. Still wouldn’t have treated tetanus, but as far as wound management some of that does something.
Homeopaths are derrainged and do more harm than good with traditional medicine.
Seems like it would be easier and probably even cheaper to take your kid to the doctor than to gather and store all those materials and learn how to use them, even assuming the efficacy of both options is the same, which it definitely isn’t.
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Most likely less expensive too. Essential oils are stupidly expensive.
Because of what I have to admit is brilliant marketing. The ‘essential’ in essential oils just means ‘essence of,’ which is a perfectly valid, if dated, use of that word. However, because the modern connotation of ‘essential’ is ‘necessary,’ people convinced themselves that they need it. It’s obviously misleading, but not in a way that’s actually illegal. It’s both genius and fucking terrible.
They remind me of essential vitamins, the ones you literally need to live.
The dtap shot is even easier. Its either free with insurance or around $20 and you only need it once a decade.
That reminds me, I got my last dtap 11 years ago. Thanks!
I bet a lot of people peddling homeopathy just think it’s herbs and water, and don’t know the initial theories behind it like “the law of similars” (thinking something can be treated by a substance that causes similar symptoms) and miasma (outdated idea on how diseases spread), or the fact that it’s often so diluted to the point where whatever was originally there is essentially gone.
At least some natural/traditional remedies are legit, but still see an actual fucking doctor over anything serious.
You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work?
Medicine
― Tim MinchinAt least some natural/traditional remidies are legit
Yes. But that’s not Homeopathy. Holistic/Herbal medicine is valid (for the most part). Heck, most medicine started out as our ancestors realising that this or that plant eased pain, or lowered inflammation or a hundred other things.
Modern medicine is mostly just a distillation of those age old cures into more convenient pill form.
But let’s be really really clear here, Homeopathy is NOT “traditional medicine”. It’s a scam. This notion that because an infection makes your eye red, and an onion also makes your eye red, therefore a drop of diluted onion water will cure your eye infection is just a straight up insane at best, criminal at worst.
“For the most part” is probably being generous. Yes, there are naturally occuring medicines which have paper observable physiological effects of the human body, but, the fundamental difference between modern medicine and “traditional” or “herbal” medicine is the truth-seeking framework in which it exists. Herbal medicine which stands up to scientific rigor is just medicine.
Reminds me of this: Storm by Tim Minchin
The people who believe homeopathy are either cons and grifters or gullible people who believe what they are told and wouldn’t dare look further than the testimonial and cherry-picked articles.
Understanding the history and theory are so much further than the Facebook post they read that convinced them.
I know universal healthcare wouldn’t get rid of them all, but man, would there be so much less.
“Thank goodness water has memory.”
-Elsa
Homeopaths are derrainged and do more harm than good with traditional medicine.
This is a true statement in that homeopaths do nothing good and do some harm. It’s a waste of money and time. Their system is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of reality in multiple ways (“like cures like”, water memory, etc.) and provides no benefit unless you count a little extra water intake as a point in their column.
I’m convinced 90% of it is the people think homeopathic means “home remedy” because it has the word home then some kind of mediciney word.
Every person in my life that has mentioned homeopathy thinks it’s that and actively resists the explanation.
It’s a shame because it gets a bad rap but there’s a lot of things that can be healed using more natural methods.
I got rid of scabbies by taking cayenne pepper baths and an other product, I forget the name but it affects their reproduction cycle. I also put paste of the stuff on the “sore” every now an then and washed my sheets every day.
My friends on the others went through some intense cleaning of their houses and put plastic on everything that wasn’t washable. They also washed themselves with some seriously intense chemicals. They said it was almost unbearable and felt like skin wide burning while my baths only made my neither regions tingle a bit.
We all got the same results in the same amount of time in the end.
We believe that man-made remedies are inherently better and have lost our connection to nature in another way.
It definitely is a lot more convenient to buy a pack of pills instead of having to go into your store of sheep sorrel that you gathered in-season for when you have a sore joint.
I don’t think any of those remedies are advisable to any wound. Even hydrogen peroxide have not been used in wounds in recent years.
Hydrogen Peroxide has actually been proven in lab tests to delay healing. So it’s ok if that’s all you have to sanitize a wound, but it’s not a great choice otherwise.
Lol, tetaanus
Let that teta-anus bleed out.
This whole movement is a problem that solves itself if properly contained
Poor kid though.
yea,
I dont mind adults getting themselves killed, but no kid deserves to die due to their parents being an idiot.
These people were vaccinated as children, they’re not going away. They are killing their children, however.
Tetanus shots are only good for 10 years. If your only tetanus vaccine was in childhood, you’re unvaccinated for it.
Tetanus is not the only vaccine
It just sucks that innocent children are hurt (or worse) in the process
“Just sucks”? Eugenics just suck? Innocent children dying just sucks?
This is not eugenics though. Eugenics is when people selectively breed and kill people to improve traits. This is just a massive antisocial cult that is killing itself based of being antisocial. Their children definitely don’t deserve it either. I’d compare it to smoking in a way.
I would go so far as they don’t deserve to die for this either, but I doubt it is realistic to prescribe mental healthcare treatment to them against their will.
I think you’re putting this in a different connotation on it than I do. It’s hard to convey emotions in text… maybe I need more profanity… it’s fine if they’re taking themselves out, but it’s just fucking devastating that these assholes are hurting their kids when said adults are safe and were vaccinated.
Yeah I’d say it’s not ideal.
Yeah, fuck the kids, right?
Definitely not advocating for that, and not advocating for anything actually. Just an observation, and I did say it was a problem, in fairness to my tender ego.
“If properly contained” doing a lot of heavy lifting in this statement haha.
Proof that child abuse can also happen to adults.
I’m surprised nobody suggested that he sleep with an onion in his sock.
Tiger balm on penis will cure anything. Prove me wrong.
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Tiger balm on the penis is recommended by 17 out of 18 Doctors to treat tetanus.
Tetanus treated by tiger balm on penis according to study.
Dr.'s hate this one trick! Why is putting tiger balm on penis being used as a treatment for tetanus and other diseases.
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To be clear, you have to use the whole tin tho. It’s not pleasant, it will burn, and your penis will smell funny, but if you check again for your tetanus after completing the whole tin, you may be surprised at the results. No shortcuts tho. It’s like antibiotics. Use the whole tin. Ignore any discomfort, it’s a known, harmless side effect of rubbing tiger balm on your penis.
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Please god let this be a thing.
That’s just standard practice anyway. Not even worth mentioning.
Homeopathic A&E
Please be a joke, please be a joke…ah that was close.
It’s bad when you think this actually might be real these days
Antivax: The official Doomsday Cult of Mumsnet.
Unfortunately the antivaccine BS doesn’t subscribe to one political ideology
I read a statistic that in the US 37% of conservatives and 9% of liberals didn’t get vaccinated. So it favours the right more.
I wonder why
I think the anti-vax thing is borne of a distrust in mainstream culture taken way too far.
You’ve got the hippy dippy vegan raw food fixie bike Macbook Air crystal healing hibbity jibbity crowd. As prone to woo thinking as they are, they can raise a legitimate point that the medical and pharmaceutical industries contain no small amount of bullshit that needs to be addressed, they tend to take it to an extreme and swear off science as a whole.
Then you’ve got the truck nuts gun fuck church of Fox News racist asshole crowd. These folks tend to not be well traveled or well read, they’re not exposed to a lot of ideas, they have their in group, which means people who look like, talk like, sound like, and hate like them, or there’s exile. Appearances are everything. You have to be seen hating what the group hates. What does the group hate? Whatever it is that The Other wants. In this case, The Other are Democrats. Democrats want people to take vaccines, they have to thoroughly hate vaccines. Democrats want clean energy? They have to be seen breaking solar panels and spewing black smoke from their gigantic trucks. It’s all performative hatred.
It used to be largely confined to the weirdo left and the conspiracy theorist right. Now it’s all over the place.
Yeah we have covid and the right wing media to thank (or blame)
And Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey.
Ugh. Didn’t know about Jim Carrey… What a shame.
Well, and it doesn’t help when, for example, the US government administered STDs under the guise of vaccines (see Tuskegee study). Let’s not forget that bullshit and how that echoes through generations…who we put in our government fuckin matters!
Conservatives are deadly fucking stupid. I don’t mind them killing themselves, but killing their children is just horrific to witness. Conservatives should not be permitted to be parents.
CPS should be way more involved with right wing extremists.
An 18 year old can decide their own fate here, hopefully they don’t have a kid of their own yet
If he doesn’t have access to a car, he may be unable to get to a doctor/hospital on his own. Many parts of the US are like this.
And with enough homeschooling and policing of information the kid may not even realize how bad they have it.
This is quite obviously a joke…
Sounds all a bit fake tbh
Not to the stupid parent who is struggling with a ill child and desperate.
