Come to Florida with snow white beaches. It’ll make your toes tingle.
This’ll get shortened to “Debbie blows $1mil cocaine on Florida Beach, US Border Patrol” in short order I’m sure….
And then she’ll do Dallas.
Amazing! $900,000 worth of cocaine on the beach!?
Wow! $800,000 worth of cocaine is crazy!
Wow, I wonder if some upstanding citizen will report this $700,000 pile of cocaine to the proper authorities?
Florida man snorts entire beach
This explains the whole Florida man thing honestly
I like that the headline sounds like there was just a $1mil pile of loose cocaine somewhere that got blown away by the hurricane.
Florida man is about to get a boost of energy.
Good lord I wish I was on a Florida beach right now
Must be something in the air
Got a key bump.
I’ll let myself out.
For $1M I hope it’s a couple of keys and not just a bump.
Florida Man VS Cocaine Gator. Who will win this epic showdown?
Fox news tonight: WHY IS THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION NOT DOING MORE TO COMBAT HURRICANES BRINGING DRUGS INTO THE COUNTRY?
thats a lot of blow.
How is giving that amount of cocaine to the regime being “a good Samaritan”? Double standards!
