• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Ah, c’mon! I’m sure you have a few billion laying around the house. Try checking the couch cushions.

    • Kit
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      2 months ago

      Have you tried asking your parents for a modest $1bil loan?

      • Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz
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        2 months ago

        Just need to make coffee at home and stop eating avocados. You’ll be a billionaire in no time!