“sword”.
That’s a decorative wall hanger. Not a sword.
On one hand yeah not really a sword sword, just mall ninja shit. On the other? Thought counts for a bit, plus how often are you doing sword shit anyhow?
Yeah, if you’re not actively doing HEMA or reenactment fighting, the main use of a sword is probably decoration.
Can you stab someone with it?
It is a sword.
A trident is a sword.
A fork is a sword.
A fork is multiple swords stuck to a stick.
Everything is a sword?
Pencils are swords now
That’s a rapier. There are swords that can’t stab at all. I don’t call toothpicks swords either.
Ornamental sword is not a sword?
Lol. Holds a finger up. Actually… Shut up
Start as you mean to go on. Sounds like a good catch.
If she dates him for any amount of time, she could end up with a full set of fantasy plate - she’d have to make sure he’s clear about the kind of coverage she wants, but those are good relationship evaluation points.
Date: “I hear sword swallowing is a neat hobby.”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Dump him. That’s a useless decorative sword that will probably break the first time you really need it. A real man would have brought a nice utilitarian machete that could be used for any number of jobs. Or maybe just a good quality pocket knife.
I don’t want sex on the first date, I want an Albion Long Seax.
And who says chivalry is dead
