Love you.
I’m sorry.
To the old group: Thank you for destroying what little self confidence I had.
To Fam/Best Friend: You the real MVP’s.
My hatred of you extends to your children who you fed via my exploitation and misery.
Oof.
Texas is a terrible place to have been born and raised.
You remind me of a friend I am currently actively trying to rescue from Texas.
I earnestly wish you success with that endeavor.
To every employer I’ve ever had:
Thanks for inadvertantly teaching me that those commies were onto something.
To my husband:
You’re the best around
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
“I hope your guilt about how you treated me makes you resolve to be a better person.”
… Yeah, I know I could probably be more vulgar, but ultimately that just keeps the cycle of hate going. And besides, teenagers gonna teenager.
When I was a teen, I did something absolutely despicable. I went before a judge for my crimes, and I did some time and a whole lot of therapy and I definitely became a better person for it. It does not at all absolve me or excuse what I did.
Thank you for posting that. Never seen that before and made me laugh.
To my teen crush: I’m somewhat sorry for not approaching you, but you gotta understand it’s not easy for a boy in this society to make any advances at all.
Thank you for everything
When it comes to the ones still living, I simply tell them. For example, telling my mum that I love her.
Except maybe my ex-fiancee. She did affect me more than I’d like to admit, but frankly? I don’t want any contact with her, and I already told her everything that I had to.
For the deceased:
- relative 1 - I regret not spending more time with you. Drinking yerba, chatting about random stuff. Also I miss the cheesy polenta that you prepared.
- relative 2 - if you were alive, I’d probably want to get drunk with you once. (Your daughter would get mad at both of us.)
- relative 3 - I should’ve bought fireworks when you kicked the bucket.
- friend - dude you’re THE major reason I like and enjoy music nowadays. You were always selling yourself short in this matter, but listening to you talking about songs from all the world was really great.
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