Why the fuck did Crooks have to miss.

That?

Who wants to bet that ByteDance just bought a LOT of Trump Steaks? The gold paint makes it Au-spicious!

She should reach to the bottom of a full sharps container to get the prize.

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What a piece of shit.

True. I’ve got to imagine it is not good, like at all. But there is this nihilistic bastard in my head gaslighting me; Maybe it’s not so bad. We care about nothing, Lebowski. Point being there is a non-zero chance that this is legit. Probably terrible, but I am saying that there’s a chance.

For you maybe, but bagels and lox is fire. Definitely worth trying.

The Philadelphia roll is pretty good though. Reminds me of bagels and lox. Why gatekeep, friend?

Bruh chill out. You seriously need to touch grass, and light up a blunt. Just leave the guy alone already. No one voted for him, because he didn’t run for office. The fuck is wrong with you?

I hate that I wish such terrible things on these terrible people.

It is annoying though. Fuck.

How could they have possibly known that the leopards would eat their face?

Just worked for me

You’re god damn right we did!

It sure is. Everything is art, all of the time. Watching TV is art. Eating a sandwich is art. Taking an extra 3 minutes on a bathroom break at work, is art. You’re defending a bigot, which is also art.

Just wanted to let you know that your argument is about as pedantic and nebulous as it gets. Surgeons perform surgery. As in, a surgeons job is to operate on a patient. Is that art? Come on now. The judge is not putting on a fucking act, she is doing a job. Her religion should play no part in her role as a public servant. She can go eat a bag of dicks.

That might be the lamest merch drop ever.

Easy to say, impossible for most to do.

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