or to make the worst impression ig
Any media in any format, sequels not included.
Imagine being the first human to Rick Roll another species.
My neighbor’s dog rolls his eyes at you
my good answer is the wikipedia page for human
by evil answer is the wikipedia page for the dark forest hypothesis
More evil answer: The page on Junko Furuta. Them aliens packing up and leaving after reading that fucked up shit.
Rofl the perfect stfu
Backdoor Sluts Vol. 7
“Mlorp, how do these beings even manage to procreate? This one is using the incorrect orifice, and this one removed his genital proboscis moments before copulation was complete!”
“Let’s leave them alone, Floop. They will extinct themselves shortly.”
I would send them a song letting them know I’d never gonna give them up.
“aw what a nine gesture, we shall relay this to the galactic federation on all channels”
The way you say that makes me wonder what their fediverse must be like.
And that you’d never let them down.
The music video of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
On a gold disc.
I send Independence Day and to tell them it is a documentary. Now they know not to fuck with us.
Rather they know not to fuck with us while running Mac OS 7.5
A badly trained LLM.
Let them ask whatever they want of it without any way of verifying if what it says is correct.Star Trek: The Next Generation
That one fucked up hentai comic… I wanna give them mental distress as a leg up in the war between them and us.
Buddy, you’re gonna have to clarify. It’s a broad field.
Any episode of Ancient Aliens.
Darmok, S5E2 of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Smarter people have already figured this out. I’d send them a copy of the golden record we put on Voyager. It contains the kinds of things that could convey “this is where we are, this is what we look like, we’ve figured out about this much of this universe so far, and we make stuff that isn’t utilitarian (art)”
I think one of those nice Attenborough documentaries. Wasn’t there one that showcased the Earth? Seems like a nice gesture to put that forward.
A recording of 4’33".
zip bomb
all aliens use tar.gz archives sorry
