like how a group of crows is a “murder”, I hold that a group of coffees is a “nebula”
Right?
I get in the mood for some of those some of the time, but most days?
Gimme 15 cups of coffee, don’t talk to me until the third cup, and get outta my fuckin way when it’s time for the coffee shit.
I love chocolate pancakes! Here’s the recipe I use:
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don’t forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice…
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called ‘how to kill someone with your bare hands’.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
Gonna try that tomorrow, will report back
Fuck I need a remindme bot
I ated that and died, imma ghost now boooo
Any tips on getting your ethyl benzene into a fish shape? Mine always turn out looking like Pac-Man ghosts
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The fish shaped solid waste gives it that extra “please call Poison Control” zest.
The lack of neurotoxin is disturbing
Ayyy
You lost me at the vegetable oil
This was in my grandma’s ww2 cookbook how dare you
Please stop getting your recipes from ChatGPT
Nah, I get my recipes from GLaDOS, she would never lie to me about cake-related subjects
Needs more sand
That is no breakfast, this is American junk food at its prime.
Exactly. Only the drinks can qualify as a part of breakfast.
But, like, eggs though? Aren’t eggs also eaten for breakfast in Europe, or am I missing something?
And who is hating on toast, sausage, and bacon? They are all reasonable portions.
The eggs are okay I guess.
How about fried eggs?
Yeah, and so? We have the freedom to make our bad choices, thx!
/s
Cries in freedom
looks like a heart attack
Yep, no bread on that board, no butter and cheese and no vegetables.
Why do people keep saying this? Do you not know what toast is? It’s literally sliced bread + heat.
It’s a question of quality and crust.
Edit: you can enter into the search engine of your choice the word “bread” and the word “Brot” (German for bread) to see the difference we’re talking about.
What people think a typical English breakfast is:
What a typical English breakfast actually is:
Weekends Vs weekdays
If you eat that every weekend and weekday, you’ll singlehandedly collapse the NHS.
Smokers actually save the NHS money
Only if they smoke heavily, contract one of the many diseases, don’t seek medical help, and die in their own home.
Days of the Gregorian calendar
So it’s a french breakfast with a creamer or milk?
I belive the first one is a full English breakfast. Can’t do full most days.
There’s a place right by my house that does full English and it’s heavenly.
Not a single vegetable was harmed
Do you know what a potato is? Are you one?
Vegetables are clearly a fruit
Edit: I meant to say potatoes are a fruit, to be an ass. But this is somehow just as funny.
Potato is a tuber.
Vegetable is a culinary classification, not a botanical one.
I don’t know what a potato is. Never heard of it.
Coffee
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Makes you high, makes you hide
Makes you really want to goCoffee
Coffee
Coffee
StopDo you really want to drink and stop?
I ran out of money.
Stop your eyes from flowing…
Positively psycho.
Great choices, but you’re forgetting coffee
But you would go over budget(
Hello insomnia, my old friend.
I’ve come to not sleep ever again.
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Fifteen coffees
That’s a steal!
Are you american
Just love that junk food
13 coffees and a single dry toast.
… dressed like hassidic diamond merchants
4 fried chickens and a coke.
I take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s
This one trick makes us all in awe of you
Hashbrowns
Hashbrowns
Hashbrowns
Hashbrowns
Hashbrowns
The only correct answer.
15 cups of coffee
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I don’t know why seeing the word Milk 15 times in a row was so funny to me, but I wanted to let you know that I shid and fard
