To this day I don’t know how to read Tweets in the right order. I always feel like I’m reading a Carnac joke.
I know how to read them, but I still always read the top tweet first, then the original tweet, then the top tweet again…
I know, I’m dumb
YouTube to MP3.
YOUTUBE TO MP3!
Opens envelope and blows into it, pulling out a card
What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?
Think Jeopardy.
Retweets are like parentheses in math
^sorry if this shows up as a double comment, i’m not sure why it wasn’t posting my comment^
deep cut
Carnac
I never watched Carson but then I found out about art fern a couple years ago. Looks like I’ve got another set of sketches to look up now
Retweets are like parentheses in math
Steal an unloved kitten and give her a good home
I knew there were some unsavory-types here on Lemmy, but I didn’t know there were f’n monsters here. How do you sleep at night, you ghoul?
Probably surrounded by kitties
That now have good homes.
Any outdoor cats without tags that you can convince to live with you is legally yours.
Don’t let your cats outdoors, people. Free cats.
Posts direct content from news articles on Lemmy to save clicks and deny clickbait traffic.
Changing your own lightbulb was illegal in Victoria Australia until 1998.
Australia is pretty strict about electrical stuff, and only qualified electricians can perform electrical work, including work on any electrical fixtures. Light bulbs were counted as a fixture, until the law was amended in 1998 to specifically exclude light bulbs.
Australia is still a lot stricter than the USA in terms of electrical work you can do to your own house. It’s still illegal to replace a light switch or outlet if you’re not a qualified electrician.
Don’t use YouTube to MP3, use one of the Deemix variants that downloads music straight from Deezer’s servers.
I think its still piracy but i pay for deezer just so i can use deemix to get their FLACs lol.
I’m still using OG deemix, are there newer alternatives?
What’s the latest alternative for Android, everything I tried seems dead
When you cross the street put your first step just over the crosswalk paint. Watch out for cops though, they’ll shoot!
Sir this is America. They would be shooting anyway.
Only if you’re brown or darker…
Or an acorn. Or sleeping…
Remove the tag from a couch that isn’t yours.
That tag could be useful!
Loitering.
I’m fine with bank heists but please don’t loiter :(
edit: English not my first language yada yada, I confused “loitering” for “littering”… I’m fine with loitering after all
Buy legal weed. Still federally illegal.
Download pirated games and movies. 🏴☠️
Practice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.
Yes, start small, lift the plastic door off the hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you’ll be able to lift that whole ass target.
Local target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled
Primary suspect is a Californian woman in a carmine trenchcoat
Carry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.
I got a Target on my back and it’s heavy as fuck
Shoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Wear sunglasses at night
That used to be called limewire
crossing the street beside, but not on, a sidewalk
