• Coskii
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    I thought I was a straight man once. Ended up being not the case.

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      Straight? I was straight once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with femboys. And femboys make me not straight.

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        Man? I was a man once. They locked me in IKEA. An infinite IKEA. An infinite IKEA full of Blahajs. I was never a man.

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        Straight? I was straight once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rubber femboys. And femboys make me straight, as i don’t like them. I am still straight.

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      I have not yet found the youtube comment to vote on, so it appears I am not straight either

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    I thought I was straight because I liked girls. Then I thought I wasn’t because I liked guys. Now I know I wasn’t because I like girls.

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      straight? i was straight once. they put me in a room, a rubber room… filled with rubber …dicks. and dicks? i love dicks. they made me realise im not straight.

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    provide an empirical evidence

    post it in r/lies

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    🔫 We can make it 96*

    * this is a water gun and it makes one less straight man because everyone’s straight until things get hot and wet

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        😂 The version of that joke I’ve heard is spaghetti, but I like the wood version too!

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      I’m straight, figure I’ll pump out a few kids and raise them gay before flipping so I can maximize my ratio.

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    One time i drove past a rainbow and thought it was beautiful. I’m pretty sure it was feminism.

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    Not my fault I like masculine women and feminine men. It’s the fault of those stupid sexy people.