I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.
screaming slide whistle noises
I’m a woman and still I find this meme gives me the heebiejeebies. Stop that.
You have a urethra, too. And you can even put things in it. Stop supporting the patriarchy.
We’ve all got a urethra.
I mean how else are you supposed to unclog your cock?
A bamboo chopstick would be better for the environment.
Extra splintery
Pee
Why?!?
It’s fresher this way.
i know some people are into this and its called sounding, but i dont know why they would like it?
there used to be a coffee shop in London that had a huge glass display case of penile sounding rods
I just know that my brain unilaterally decided to made room for this fact in deep storage immediately, I just wish I knew how important whatever got tossed to make room was.
Did you use past tense because they sold out?
I think they were a victim of the pandemi
why are letters disappea
That’s enough, knoc
Could be an attempt at a plural
There are more nerves inside the penis than outside.
Are there actually?
I think it is a masochism thing
more of a trombone situation really
Stop that
Thanks. This is definitely something I needed to see while eating
Is this around when you normally eat? I would like to schedule sending this to you on a daily basis.
I eat when I’m hungry AND remember to eat
Those conditions must both be met so you will never track my eating habits
Or have I planted a seed in your mind so now it will pop into your head when you eat all by itself.
Dear god too powerful
Edit: spelling
You ever accidentally stab your mouth with a straw?
Yeah. Imagine that but like a bajillion times worse.
The numerous amount of people who suck at singing without lessons prove that addage incorrect.
Where do I find this level of unhinged memes? I mortified my friend with this. And he requires more.
Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything’s gonna turn out okay.
I can vibe with this. Better use a straw to help protect from those kicks to better enjoy the show.
Yo Bro, Nah.
It doesn’t require lessons and it sounds good.
So i heard.
