I’m a straight man, but I used to work for a shitty hotel. One year they had a gay leather convention. So the hotel was sold out from out of state gay men wearing leather.
Well, I saw the greatest moment in hookup history. I was checking some guy into his room. Another guy says “Hi, I’m Tom. Are you single, and ready to play?”
And the other guy said “No. I have many boyfriends, but we’re all ready to play. Come up to room 215, and bring friends. We’ll make it the best room in the whole hotel!”
Which quite frankly is absurd. Room 215 is generic on it’s BEST day! It’s no room 321, that’s for sure!
Still though. I watched a guy go from “Hi, my name is…” to “…and thats the orgy we’re hosting!” All in 2 sentences. And it was SMOOTH!!! Even I was like “Damn…I should check out this orgy…oh, right…it’s all guys.”
When you see how efficent that orgy proposal was, even the Germans are impressed.
I have a list like that. It’s important to keep track. because I want to remember things for the sake of remembering them. If I don’t write them down I will forget. also when someone asks you how many people you’ve slept with, you will have the number readily available.
What?
Also here’s my list:
As a gay man, most of my list doesn’t have names. Why would I remember their names? Some I didn’t even ask.
Whore
Good for you
I’m a straight man, but I used to work for a shitty hotel. One year they had a gay leather convention. So the hotel was sold out from out of state gay men wearing leather.
Well, I saw the greatest moment in hookup history. I was checking some guy into his room. Another guy says “Hi, I’m Tom. Are you single, and ready to play?”
And the other guy said “No. I have many boyfriends, but we’re all ready to play. Come up to room 215, and bring friends. We’ll make it the best room in the whole hotel!”
Which quite frankly is absurd. Room 215 is generic on it’s BEST day! It’s no room 321, that’s for sure!
Still though. I watched a guy go from “Hi, my name is…” to “…and thats the orgy we’re hosting!” All in 2 sentences. And it was SMOOTH!!! Even I was like “Damn…I should check out this orgy…oh, right…it’s all guys.”
When you see how efficent that orgy proposal was, even the Germans are impressed.
Is that an evangelion reference?
I have a list like that. It’s important to keep track. because I want to remember things for the sake of remembering them. If I don’t write them down I will forget. also when someone asks you how many people you’ve slept with, you will have the number readily available.
My best friend is my tracker. If someone asks me my number, I have to check with her because I can never be sure.
“How many people have you slept with?”
“Funny you should ask…”
pulls out rollodex
“And Zane had a pet bunny rabbit named Britney. Wait, no, Britney had the pet bunny named Zane…ah dammit, now we gotta start at the begining!”
Oh wow I have the same list.
You say there is a data literacy problem underlying data security?
My previous roommate keeps a spreadsheet with notes.