• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    “How many people have you slept with?”

    “Funny you should ask…”

    pulls out rollodex

    “And Zane had a pet bunny rabbit named Britney. Wait, no, Britney had the pet bunny named Zane…ah dammit, now we gotta start at the begining!”