• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

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      I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .

  • GrymEdm@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    “Rule #11: No more ranking animals by probable elasticity of orifices.” Stop raining on my parade Discord. It’s an engaging topic and all rankings are theoretical and cruelty-free.

    • PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      ♫ I’m a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom
      I can kill conversation as I walk into the room
      I’m a three line whip, I’m the sort of thing they ban
      I’m a walking disaster, I’m a demolition man ♫

  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I will not do that. My favourite server has only two rules which are:

    1. Be cool.

    2. Do not make us have to write more specific rules.

  • Donjuanme@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Don’t let it be your purpose in life to make someone’s life more difficult.

    Hopefully when people think of their interactions with you they’ll find peace and pleasure in the memory.

  • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 months ago

    Ran a discord server for my FFXIV FC (clan/guild) and had someone join the FC and then Discord

    Posted asking if we could create a thread for fan art of characters cuz they did fan art

    Did so, that seemed neat

    Immediately flooded the channel with their OC since BDSM IRL content and asked if we liked it

    When chat was quiet for 20 minutes they said sorry and left