Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195
Elementary school police officer
😳
School bus tail gunner.
Kindergarten Grenadier.
I’m an American, and I’ve never heard of this. I think it might mostly be a joke at the expense of the shithole officers of Uvalde.
They are often called “resource officers” and there was at least one in every public school I went to (east coast).
2 at our highschool, 1 in jr high
My high schools (private and public) had security guards
I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.
gotta teach those kids how to lick boots early on in life.
Must be Arnold Schwarzenegger working there
IT’S NOT A TUMOR!
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Well, you wouldn’t want to let all these kids play with their guns without an officer to watch over them, would you?
My country had police officers in all schools for a month or so after the First Ever School Shooting In The Entire Country happened, but only because parents demanded it.
This was only a bit ago actually.
I think most countries will eventually go through one. For the UK it was Dunblane, after which the government went “no more handguns then?” and we all went “yeah, I suppose”, because only a handful of people kept them anyway.
No, see they’re mostly there so children learn to
obey through intimidationtalk to police, and they definitely never use it as a punishment detail for officers who got in trouble for anger issuesGotta make sure there’s no drug deals going on
I have a special hate for inspirational water bottles, stickers or notebooks.
I have a special hatred for school police officers.
Me too, although it’s slightly less than normal ones, the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other and DARE once a year.
D.A.R.E.- Drugs Are Really Enjoyable
D.A.R.E. - Drugs Are Really Expensive (and nobody is just going to give you drugs)
the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other
Ngl that sounds pretty good
Ours got a kick over charging kids with felonies that would follow them the rest of their lives.
School Resource Officers can’t charge kids with felonies only a prosecutor can do that. A cop can arrest someone. Now you might think I’m being pedantic but I think it is an important distinction. Many times we blame cops and completely over look the fact that some of the blame lies with the prosecutor.
Yeah, but even if they’re arrested and the charges are dropped, they still have an arrest on their record, which many/most colleges ask about on their applications.
Watch the John Oliver episode about School Resource Officers, you’ll see one girl arrested and charged (I believe they dropped it though) with a felony/bomb charge for popping her water bottle cap like we used to do in school (y’know, twist the bottle, and then unscrew the cap and it pops off).
Another kid, special needs, was arrested and manhandled because he lightly carved “[Name] was here” into a concrete wall, which his mother had him come back and clean off. John put the kids name on his wall so that everyone would know “a legend was here,” which is the reason the kid gave for why he did it in the first place.
Schools don’t need cops, they need social workers, counselors, and proper funding. Not a chode with a gun and an authority fetish. Our school officer used to make friends with all the kids dealing drugs/getting in fights, while our principals/vice principals would scream at kids to take their hoodies off. And they wonder why kids think school is a joke.
But can’t most cops use their discretion and not arrest the kid in the first place bypassing the prosecutor completely?
That’s just wrong… cops charge people and the District attorney will decide if they want to prosecute those charges and spoiler alert they do it 99.9% of the time.
If your expected to empty this everyday you’ll eventually end up being diabetic.
Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.
Pfft. You’re underestimating the human liver.
If we’re not joking, I kind of think the liver would go first. Unless your mixing it to like a 4% ABV, then maybe the beetus might get ya first.
Honestly there is a good chance you stress your liver out so much that the sugar and your food (bc let’s be honest, your probably not eating healthy either) gets turned into a shitload of triglycerides and you stroke out or have a heart attack from too long of hyperlipidemia.
Some alkies go decades drinking way more than that every single day. Humans are surprisingly resilient. Inspirational, really
Yeah, but I am just referencing average outcomes. It’s a bit of a selection bias, because you don’t see all the alcoholics in the ground and the liver doesn’t really “hurt” until like end stage liver failure. So alcoholics can seem relatively okay, until one day they are not.
Oh, and an alcoholic is exceptionally prone to drunk driving. Something like high 80% of people who det a DUI is or will be an alcoholic. So an alcoholic is way more likely to kill themselves wrapped around a tree before their liver blows.
Sugar free coke would be the way to go.
Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat.
After that much it would be rum messy.
Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that’s known to cause cancer.
Everything causes cancer, and if you’re drinking yourself do to death then neither diabetes or cancer really matter.
No, everything does not cause cancer… you are better off drinking water over everything, but if you are going to have a soda just drink a regular one.
No, everything does not cause cancer…
Please tell that to the Prop 65 people
I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously.
Alcohol is also a known carcinogen and cause of numerous health issues. Probably worse than the aspartame
Plus all the extra sodium will give you kidney stones
Good.
The hell is a school police officer??
Spotted the non-American! I’m very envious of your ignorance of this bullshit
Is it like the hall monitor we see in American cartoons?
The same level of pettiness but can arrest you, search your bags and locker, and carries a gun
In the good ol USA, schools often have what’s called a school resource officer. Meant to be the connection between school kids and the police department, they have been useful for truancy and other problems that happen with students ( esp. high school age) at schools.
Although more recently they’ve been the (mostly) reliable first contact in the event of a school shooter, the SRO is usually first on scene and relays into to responding officers.
Although more recently they’ve been the (mostly) reliable first contact in the event of a school shooter, the SRO is usually first on scene and relays into to responding officers.
Well that was the idea anyways
The dude we had to bribe with egg rolls to go to the chinese place off campus for lunch back in the 90s. Now Idunno.
Afaik the top bully in school.
So when a kid gets transferred to a new elementary school they are advised as a newcomer to punch the baddest bully/the officer to establish dominance, preferably during recess, with one of them prison food trays. … no, wait, that can’t be right, US kids dont get food at school.
(But for real, from the headlines I only ever heard bad things)
Had one of those at a previous job once Got stolen after a few days
Were you working as an elementary school police officer?
No. As an HVAC builder
Stop lying. You know you’re a kindergarten teacher.
Julian approves.
That’s a coffee bottle.
Carbonated coffee sounds vile tbh
I have this exact bottle for Dr pepper. The guy at the gas station charges me for a cup of ice when I refill it and it’s much cheaper than a 2 liter.
I’ve usually got about two litres in me by 10am, and have taken my fourth piss. This bottle would not suffice.
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