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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon finds his people

sh.itjust.works

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Anon finds his people

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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    Awww

    They went from ‘toasters’ to ‘a toaster’. OP stopped slutting it up and found the toaster for them. How wholesome

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    It was definitely there before the internet, too. You just couldn’t easily connect with other toaster fuckers.

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      No you couldn’t…I connected with em perfectly fine

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        You must be a toaster

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      Sure, but it was internet that made these tiny scattered groups into large findable ones

      Before the internet you would need to live near a proud and loud toaster fucker to find a group

      Old furries in tech are in tech because they learnt and used early computer networks to connect with other furries

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      deleted by creator

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    The toasters:

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      The Toasters

      • frunch@lemmy.world
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        I had one of their cassettes back in the day! If i recall correctly, the last track on the album was called “T Time”.

      • Kedly@lemm.eeBanned
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        Porque No Los Dos?

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        Guy was white before he met them.

      • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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        Good with either tbh

      • WillFord27@lemmy.world
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        Don’t let the bastards grind you down

      • Alien Nathan Edward@lemm.ee
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        would.

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    That has to be at least a quarter of the entire Warhammer 40k community.

  • Alien Nathan Edward@lemm.ee
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    fuck up your life

    You see, the thing about that is you always hear about the guy who jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then does a mass shooting, but you never hear about the guy who goes to work in the morning, does an adequate job, comes home, jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then goes peacefully to sleep

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      ಠ_ಠ

      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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        found the /r/carsfuckingdragons guy

    • lseif@sopuli.xyz
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      which one are you ?

      • Alien Nathan Edward@lemm.ee
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        I am the car

  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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    Thats just the Cult Mechanicus, wait till he finds out about Skiitari femboys fucking toasters.

    • Hugin@lemmy.world
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      Praise the Omnissiah!

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        Omnibussy

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    Stupid sexy Cylons

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      Feels like I’m frakking nothing at all.

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    A metaphor for Alex Jones and his acolytes

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      and so many others online. there are so many very tight and close echo chambers, where people outright invent a new reality for themselves, and get angry, antagonistic towards actual reality

      See: AntiVaxxers, NeoNazi’s, and Flat Earthers.

      at least before social media these nutbars stayed isolated and alone and couldn’t get together and recruit / spread their messages easily.

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        Though, on the other hand, thanks to the internet we also have more positive spaces now…

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    Oh no, was After Dark a gateway drug?

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    Is he talking literally about toasters or using it as a slang for robots/androids?

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      I’ll take this one: It’s toasters

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      I remember an early wtf Internet moment for me on fark.com someone linked a car-fucking forum complete with diy “muffler cosies”, etc. Probably at least half joking, right??

  • Secret300@sh.itjust.works
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    I hate the censorship

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    Your life and your toaster

  • yokonzo@lemmy.world
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    OP did you censor this or did anon post it like this

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      It was like this when I found it

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      Probably got posted to Instagram at some point, they’re usually censored there.

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    So, all you do is repost greentext shit, huh?

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      …you’re literally on Greentext community.

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        It showed up on the front page. Doesn’t change the fact that every post for the past 3 months from OP are shitty reddit reposts. Whatever. Continue to celebrate mediocrity.

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          They probably have a good collection they want to share.

          Do you enjoy telling people that their tastes are wrong? That doesn’t seem a wholesome way of viewing other people.

          It’s especially odd to think someone’s taste is wrong when it reaches the front page, indicating it’s a popular taste.

          I find it unremarkable that a person who created a greentext community likes greentext

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      Do you know how communities on Lemmy work?

      • thyme@leminal.space
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        Do you know how your mom works?

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          Oh, sick burn.

          That was sarcastic, I feel like I need to point it out, as you seem like the sort of person that wouldn’t get that.

        • sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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          You really got him with that one

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      Are you fuck

      Are

      You

      Fucking

      Stupid

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        Do you

        Do you really think

        that putting random spaces between lines

        makes

        you

        look like

        less

        of

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        fucking

        idiot

        Surprise!

        I

        t

        does

        not

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          Someone’s past their nap time

          Go back to reddit

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            Everything I don’t like is reddit.

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              I said that because in some of his comments he told people to go back to reddit, so I’m trying to poke at him

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        • Leg@lemmy.world
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          Did you just call yourself a fucking idiot

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    techsexual.exe

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