Not seen: the 100,000 USD bill for the Apple Car

Alt text: A cartoon photo of a “Windows” car that is in need of maintenance and care, and an “Apple” car that just has an on/off switch

  • FakeGreekGirl
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    52
    ·
    9 months ago

    Oh, just as much can go wrong with the Apple car. You just don’t have the tools to fix it when it does.

    • Gork@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      30
      ·
      edit-2
      9 months ago

      All of the parts will be glued together and all of the screws would be the oddly shaped, non-standard pentalobed TS1 screws.

      https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9uMgxRsi_bPsr35_VjRX_U2zdDyr2rRViaz3z9FSRWZTgPM0s4xN1q8LtgmNC67TE5wUOX3fZVbROH4K7WevqV-fABV2tIVKNylH1tz9s-P4jzCbnMgrQ-A&usqp=CAc

      • Superb
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        9 months ago

        So a heat gun and a screwdriver?

        • Land_Strider@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          10
          ·
          9 months ago

          Police are already being sent to your address we got through backdoors and they will make you compensate 20% of Apple’s annual revenue (not profits). You are lucky you only mentioned unauthorized tools that can bring down Apple’s hard-earned profits. This compensation can go up to 85% in the case where mentioned tools are also found in your vicinity.

          • Superb
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            9 months ago

            Happy to do my part for Tim Apple’s profit margin 🫡🫡🫡

    • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      9 months ago

      The image kind of shows that statement. The car is just a black white box with a power button, no clue how it works, just that it’s working for now