Not seen: the 100,000 USD bill for the Apple Car

Alt text: A cartoon photo of a “Windows” car that is in need of maintenance and care, and an “Apple” car that just has an on/off switch

  • SuperbEnglish
    3·
    6 months ago

    So a heat gun and a screwdriver?

    • Land_Strider@lemmy.world
      10·
      6 months ago

      Police are already being sent to your address we got through backdoors and they will make you compensate 20% of Apple’s annual revenue (not profits). You are lucky you only mentioned unauthorized tools that can bring down Apple’s hard-earned profits. This compensation can go up to 85% in the case where mentioned tools are also found in your vicinity.

      • SuperbEnglish
        5·
        6 months ago

        Happy to do my part for Tim Apple’s profit margin 🫡🫡🫡