Not seen: the 100,000 USD bill for the Apple Car

Alt text: A cartoon photo of a “Windows” car that is in need of maintenance and care, and an “Apple” car that just has an on/off switch

  • Land_Strider@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Police are already being sent to your address we got through backdoors and they will make you compensate 20% of Apple’s annual revenue (not profits). You are lucky you only mentioned unauthorized tools that can bring down Apple’s hard-earned profits. This compensation can go up to 85% in the case where mentioned tools are also found in your vicinity.

    • Superb
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      9 months ago

      Happy to do my part for Tim Apple’s profit margin 🫡🫡🫡