When discussing marriage with my girlfriend (now wife), she mentioned not wanting to change her name. I told her this wasn’t acceptable - I expected her to change her name. But she repeated not wanting to change her last name. I told her she misunderstood, I didn’t want her to change her last name, I wanted her to change her first name to “groupofcrows property”, she can keep her last name. She did not accept this. (Yes this was a real conversation, yes we have been married for 7 years, no she did not change her name)

Usually I would call BS on a story like this but in the last minute I saw it referenced twice on the internet so it must be true because why would people lie.

This was a stupid decision by Israel. They have given the green light to mass attacks through consumer products. Can they really afford to protect all their imported products (electronics, food, water, etc) from every type of attack?

The fourth “lady”.

He was just an assassination tourist.

Just to add some context from memory. Jeb was doing an event to rally his supporters but everyone was so hyped up they kept interrupting him during his speech. He politely asked them to save the clapping till the end. When he finally finished no one reacted so he had to tell them to clap.

150% voted in favour.

Not sure about bigger but you can make it “classier” with a Trump chandelier.

MAGAt voter, probably.

And they are the aggressors when they defend themselves from people who haven’t lived there for hundreds of years.

Qooqie time travelled from the past to warn us about a grave threat in our past… These Marvel movies keep getting worse since End Game.

So this is Biden/Harris fault!

Republican voter, probably.

Someone should check if rosie o’donnell would like to play the role. Trump loves her. /S

He reaggravated his bone spurs while fighting hard for the American people. /S

Eric was just happy his dad remembered him.

The pattern should look like Legos with Lego pieces randomly placed everywhere.

Buck a beer changed my life. Thank you Ford voters. /S

Daycare… Again.

My friend and I had finished a long day at university and we were slowly walking towards the bus stop. We saw our bus but neither of us were willing to run so it left without us. We waited in line behind a dozen other students because this bus stop services 3 bus routes, the other two would take longer for us to get home so we never use them. We chatted and after a few minutes waiting I turn around and see the line behind us was over 30 people. A few minutes later our bus came and we patiently waited for the passengers to get off, we chatted some more. A couple minutes pass and the bus is empty but the line wasn’t moving. Then we stood there as the bus with the front door open slowly drove pass with a confused driver staring out at a line of 50+ people waiting in the cold. I than realised we were the first in line for that bus and everyone was waiting for us. I whispered to my friend that I didn’t care how long it would take but we are going to take the other bus home today.

2nd hand embarrassment watching the last air bender movie.

Someone else called her Empty-G, which is more fitting.