“chocolate”

I had to get a crown because I cracked a tooth horizontally below the gumline by clenching my jaw. I was more impressed than anything.

The only plus side is it’s done wonders for my jawline.

My mother THREW THEM IN THE TRASH as a punishment. 25 years later and I’m still pissed.

If my feed could just be quokkas, capybaras, and manul, that’d be great.

I’m a trans guy and I joke about how I’m only doing it to not get talked over in meetings so this rings plausible.

Once, and I kept it as a trophy because I couldn’t believe it.

GTI gang!

Bennefrick cumbersnatch

Thanks, me and all the old people thought it was The Doors. https://youtu.be/7G2-FPlvY58

yes…only five…yes…that’s me

Hey it’s more than Michigan got, though maybe we belong to Canada on this map, if so I accept on behalf of the ‘ganders.

THANK YOU. This is the way.

Am I the only aspiring tree frog in this thread? Nobody else enjoys putting olives on their fingers and waving menacingly?

We’re literally an invasive species.

If it’s DINKWADs I’ve heard dual income no kids with a dog but if S is part of the acronym I got nothin’

Mitch McConnell’s actual first name is Addison.

I didn’t get banned but I definitely would have by now if I’d stayed.

Please take me with you

Where will I put it? That’s a problem for future me, now shut up and take my money.

l had a similar experience recently at sequoia national park, honestly bonkers how many there were. I barely ever see real ladybugs anymore.