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ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 25 天前

The Swastidumpster Can Haul an Incredible Amount

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ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 25 天前
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  • emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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    25 天前

    “My truck can haul as much as a shopping cart can. Beat that liberals.”

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      24 天前

      So my station wagon is a truck now? … mine can haul about four shopping carts worth of stuff.

      • Grimtuck@lemmy.world
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        My Merc A180 hatchback can carry more than what’s in this picture. Truly pathetic.

        • bluesheep@lemm.ee
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          Never knew the swaticar was so small it could fit in a hatchback, guess you learn something knew everyday

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          22 天前

          My smart car could carry more than that.

      • Laurel Raven
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        23 天前

        A station wagon is a better truck than that thing

    • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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      24 天前

      Real pound of iron vs pound of feathers energy here

      Cars can’t haul bags of soil! Soil is heavy!

    • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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      The owner also can’t park for shit either.

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.

    …the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.

    But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.

    • blitzen@lemmy.ca
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      If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.

      • pixelmeow@lemmy.world
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        24 天前

        I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe’s trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.

        • dontpanic
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          Yeah like…I wouldn’t even need to put my back seat down to fit that in my fucking golf.

        • DrPop@lemmy.world
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          24 天前

          Right i fit more into my old Nissan Versa.

        • Mavytan@feddit.nl
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          24 天前

          It could even fit in a cargo bike

    • Nicht BurningTurtle@feddit.org
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      24 天前

      I wouldn’t be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.

      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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        24 天前

        If it’s weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?

        • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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          24 天前

          🔥

          • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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            24 天前

            It’s weak to that too.

            • lemmylommy@lemmy.world
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              24 天前

              Then 💩

            • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              24 天前

              Seems like ground/steel type then. Weak to water, ground and fire.

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          It’s also weak against bugs

    • Bilb!@lemmy.ml
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      24 天前

      I’m sure I could transport that with my Bolt EUV if I folded the seats down. Might not even have to.

    • stray@pawb.social
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      Is that soil? The bags say cow manure. (I don’t know a hell of a lot about gardening. Maybe that’s functionally the same thing??)

      Also they’re at Lowe’s.

      • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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        Oops, you’re right but it’s still the same scenario. The manure is just a little more expensive and your truck bed smells for longer.

  • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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    24 天前

    They are bragging that their truck can handle the same amount of weight as a… Shopping cart

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    So this dude is impressed his car can carry the same weight as a fucking shopping trolley?

    LMAO

  • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemm.ee
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    The fact that people think they need a truck for this is the reason there’s so many trucks on the road

    • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip
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      In addition to what the other comment said, cost of multiple deliveries for these goods throughout the year would also be cheaper than buying a truck vs a sedan.

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    It can haul … checks notes … the same amount as a human powered shopping cart.

  • Radioactive Butthole@reddthat.com
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    Congratulations! Your Swastidumpster has the same carrying capacity as 1 (one) standard grocery cart.

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    25 天前

    Bro can fit one shopping cart worth of stuff in his car.

    • pleasegoaway@lemm.ee
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      24 天前

      *truck lol

  • thanks AV@lemmy.world
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    24 天前

    Why do Tesla fans always look like that

    • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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      24 天前

      He also put the kid first in the trunk, then loaded all that stuff after it. Typical.

  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    These can’t be real. They are just too sad and pathetic.

    • ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.socialOP
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      23 天前

      Oh it is real.

  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    I can fit that in the trunk of my sedan for crying out loud.

    Cybertruck owners love to think their vehicle can do “truck things” without even having a basic understanding of what those things are.

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    Diogenes: Behold, a truck! (posts just the shopping cart holding the bags)

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      23 天前

      Literally zero SAG!

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    FFS. I’ve hauled more than that in the back of my Nissan versa hatchback. Most recently 30 bags of mulch.

  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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    Well this is better than the 2 bags from the other post, but I STILL fit at least that much in the trunk of my Honda fucking civic.

  • Nicht BurningTurtle@feddit.org
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    24 天前

    Must love his kid very much to put it in that deathtrap.

    • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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      I can imagine him bringing the child with him everywhere he goes to prove he’s not a virgin. It never works. Everyone just assumes he’s an uncle, foster parent, etc.

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