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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Yeah... 😬

sh.itjust.works

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Yeah... 😬

sh.itjust.works

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Bait

  • Drasglaf@sh.itjust.works
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    I saw this with a different picture attached to it some time ago, so I Assume it’s either fake or bait.

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    Jean-Baptiste Lamarck liked this 👍🏼

    • BDalt@lemmy.world
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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    I can’t count the number of times I mention to my students that body cell mutations (or in this case surgery) do not affect reproductive cells XD

    • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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      So you’re telling me I’m wasting my time and money on my braces because my kids won’t be born with straight teeth as a result of my treatment?

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        If the point is for your kids to have straight teeth, then yes. If having straight teeth makes you happy, then no.

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      That’s notstrictly true…

      • lemmyseikai@lemmy.world
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        Of course. Biology is complicated.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldBanned
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      My doctor said my penis enlargement surgery will make all my future descendants have massive dongs too.

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      Lamarck is rolling in his grave!

  • Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip
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    reminds me of the Chinese man who sued his wife (and won) because his child was born ugly and his wife didn’t tell him she had heavy plastic surgery

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      EDITOR’S NOTE: This original story was sourced to MSN, who has since deleted their story. According to Snopes.com, this story has since been identified as a hoax.

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        my past self is now ruined

        • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.ca
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          Nothing a little plastic surgery can’t fix.

    • jaschen@lemm.ee
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      Not only was this a hoax, it quite literally ruined this young Taiwanese model’s life. There was a video online that went on to show the repercussions of the fake meme. She basically was the laughing stock for all the major modeling outlets and went from booking deals to zero deals. The messed up thing was she wasn’t even married with kids or even had any surgery done. She basically was the first internet doxx.

      https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-34568674

      • Pyro@lemmy.world
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        She was basically the first internet doxx.

        This isn’t doxxing, this is just the internet spreading lies.

        Doxxing is publishing personal/private information about someone online, which didn’t happen in this story.

        • jaschen@lemm.ee
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          My mistake. It was bad for her. :(

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    Yoooo, what’s the @? You know she does the good content.

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      I support this request

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    Those are the kind of people to have kids……

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      They are multiplying. But has anyone actually seen it happen?

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        Pornhub. Com

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          I can’t find her anywhere. I get lost quick

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    Nose job?

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      Blow job

      Boob job

      OnlyFans job

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      It means that she picks people’s noses for a living, duh.

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    https://youtu.be/7zZ6yeWL_XM?si=BH2JolQtlFUVQilG

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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