Rapidcreek@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 9 months ago125 House Republicans back 'life at conception' bill, no IVF exceptionwww.businessinsider.comexternal-linkmessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1340
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minus-squarecultsuperstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·9 months agoIs masturbation going to considered mass murder? Or premeditated mass murder? If life begins at conception, can we get some tax laws changed to reflect that?
minus-squareAltheaHunterlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·9 months ago🎶🎵 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great 🎵🎶
minus-squareRiccosuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 months agoIf it is then about 90% of us are gonna be serial killers 😂
minus-squareWhatAmLemmy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·9 months agoWomen are the target. Men will not be prosecuted unless they help women.
minus-squareRiccosuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoIt was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP’s initial comment.
minus-squareWhatAmLemmy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 months agoOh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it’s not.
minus-squarePhAzE@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-29 months agoYou could have 100 ivf embryos setup and claim them as dependants and they’re super cheap to provide for. Just a freeze tank.
minus-squarebrygphilomena@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoBut then risk of a single power outage and you’ll be on death row for the murder of 100 kids.
minus-squarePeterPoopshit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-29 months agoI’m going to keep fapping every time I get horny and if the feds want me to give up my porn, they’ll have to cum and take it.
minus-squareGoodEye8@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoMasturbation? No. Menstruation? Yes.
Is masturbation going to considered mass murder? Or premeditated mass murder?
If life begins at conception, can we get some tax laws changed to reflect that?
🎶🎵 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great 🎵🎶
If it is then about 90% of us are gonna be serial killers 😂
Women are the target. Men will not be prosecuted unless they help women.
It was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP’s initial comment.
Oh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it’s not.
You could have 100 ivf embryos setup and claim them as dependants and they’re super cheap to provide for. Just a freeze tank.
But then risk of a single power outage and you’ll be on death row for the murder of 100 kids.
I’m going to keep fapping every time I get horny and if the feds want me to give up my porn, they’ll have to cum and take it.
Masturbation? No. Menstruation? Yes.