• Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    Top comment really nails it:

    This is unironically the most embarrassing video I have seen in my entire life. I am not exaggerating at all. I would kill myself if there were footage of me acting like this. Dude gets scared by an acorn, does a Max-Payne-backwards-dive, unloads 20 roads into his own car (luckily not murdering the unarmed guy in the back of it), does some horrid Arnold-Schwarzenegger impression while crawling over the floor bawling his eyes out, and then forces an armed stand-off with literally no one. Actually absolutely insane, the most unhinged behaviour I have ever had the pleasure to witness.

    • KevonLooney@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      He quit afterward. Probably because he was teased mercilessly by other police officers. If only we could harness peer pressure to reduce police shootings.

    • mozz@mbin.grits.dev
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      9 months ago

      “SHOTS FIRED!”

      (combat roll)

      “SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED!” (still rolling around)

      (gets up, unleashes hail of bullets at the car with his partner pretty much directly downrange)

      (slight pause, beat of silence)

      (falls backwards into the road)

      “Eaaahhh!”

      (fires several more times, now lying on his side in the road)

      "I’m hit! I’m hit!

      (fires until his gun is empty)

      (his partner asks something)

      “What?”

      “Ablbla! Abinica!” (crawling across the road now) “In the car! Ow!”

      (catches his breath, taking cover behind a different car)

      (after a while, his partner comes nearby, frantically asking if he’s okay)

      “I’m good! I feel weird! But I’m good!”