Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car
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Florida deputy Jesse Hernandez screamed “shots fired,” and frantically fired his gun after an acorn fell onto the roof of his squad car, making him jump.
  • mozz@mbin.grits.dev
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    7 months ago

    “SHOTS FIRED!”

    (combat roll)

    “SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED!” (still rolling around)

    (gets up, unleashes hail of bullets at the car with his partner pretty much directly downrange)

    (slight pause, beat of silence)

    (falls backwards into the road)

    “Eaaahhh!”

    (fires several more times, now lying on his side in the road)

    "I’m hit! I’m hit!

    (fires until his gun is empty)

    (his partner asks something)

    “What?”

    “Ablbla! Abinica!” (crawling across the road now) “In the car! Ow!”

    (catches his breath, taking cover behind a different car)

    (after a while, his partner comes nearby, frantically asking if he’s okay)

    “I’m good! I feel weird! But I’m good!”