Tucker: “Could you please say nice things about Trump to fire up his base?”
Putin: “Genghis Khan happened, then in 998 Tsar Some Guy was baptized, then we had a war with Poland centuries later…
I don’t care about personal relationships with American presidents. I make decisions based on my totally not insane view of history and fervent belief that some letters written in the year 1000 are very relevant today. I liked Bush Jr. and Trump because they make me laugh, but I’m going to make batshit crazy decisions regardless.”
The funniest thing about this is his natural face.
So punchable…
He was probably so successful on fox because that face reminded so many viewers of their own inbred infestations getting confused about things like:
-Why black man have job not me?
-Magnets.
-Words.
It’s like he lives in a permanent state of confusion.
Why does he always look like a villian from an 80s comedy?
As opposed to, you know, one from real life?
Giving him too much credit. He looks like one of the background characters in Biff Tannen’s crew. Just a guy that’s in the background laughing when Biff is bullying people.
Now I want the same actor, but playing hero.
Send him to Siberia - in the summer. I want to see how many mosquitoes that slack mouth of his can catch.
Mosquitoes like blood not shit, now flies on the other hand…
Heh, good title
Instead of a shapka on him, there’s should be one of those really goofy Soviet officer hats that are way oversized for any normal person’s head.
You’re probably thinking of a ushenka but the soviet’s would have hated Tucker lmao, don’t do them like that
