Cubbie? WTF? Every gym I’ve ever been to had lockers. you can’t steal socks if they’re behind a padlock (typically).

If my choice is a binary between The Tyrant and a one-way trip to hell, then I will walk into hell. Screw that guy.

Eh being a corvid is better because then you can score easy human food but also troll cats.

Alternatively: hmm, okay Lore was evil… What if I model the next one after a Vulcan personality, but don’t tell anyone so he develops an identity crisis lol

This is nothing new when you were trapped in a JW household growing up. Those fuckers are pathologically opposed to exposure to anything even resembling a different perspective or thought pattern.

To be fair, something like this bud scaled up would be the only realistic way to try and fight off a hypothetical extraterrestrial invasion. Once I saw it suggested we could mass-deploy Thunder Wells to fill an orbital window with a cloud of giant steel shrapnel.

A Thunder Well is literally a bore hole with a nuke in it, and a huge steel plate on top. It was done originally as and experiment and they never did find that fucking plate; it might have been vaporized, but that’s nothing a little redesign couldn’t fix.

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Hey y’all got any more of them dark ages?

My name is David. Do you know how common that name is? At one point in my life I knew and regularly interacted with 8 other Davids. That’s not even close to how many I’ve known over the years. That’s what happens when you have a name that’s been popular for like 3000 years. Biblical names are the usual Western example. My friend Mike - no the other Mike - no the other other Mike - agrees.

Wait what? $20 for minimum wage? In what universe? Am I being gaslit? What’s going on here?

This didn’t stop in the middle ages. My mother, born 1945 in Chicago, was left handed but wrote (and did a few other things like use scissors) right handed because they forced kids to do so then. I suspect some places still do. They didn’t even have some tools for lefties. Why do you think the did that thing in The Simpsons.

If I’d survived the trenches of WW1 I’d probably fucking love nature too.

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Yeah but it’s an even worse timeline than the one we’re already saddled with.

The same way I dealt with regular trolls; make sure to deal fire damage to stop their regeneration.

And Europeans make fun of us Americans fire Black Friday lol

Let’s be honest. You didn’t like learning cursive, you didn’t like having to write full-ass papers in cursive because the computer lab was always full as a teenager, and you don’t like writing cursive now because it means you probably have to borrow a pen from somebody at work who never washes their hands. Sincerely, a 45 year old.

That’s because they’re actually ghouls and this is from an alternate future. The wheels were what happens when you get the vehicles DLC because that’s what happens when your universe was created by Tod Howard.

Oh no I can assure you it’ll be done. It’s just so slow that by the time you finish not only will your modern be teetering on the ruckity precipice of death, but you’ll have already upgraded to a neutral modem for direct-to-mind augmented reality. Remember to get an ad blocker and VPN for your cerebrum.

Okay everybody, meet Trevor. Trevor is the newly assigned anti-pirate guy. Each ship Captain will have to wait for him to ride shotgun outbound, switch to an inbound ship, and ride back. That should settle down all this pirate nonsense. Any questions?

Pants.