Pre-boil all their pasta and put in back in the box to make dinner easier for them next time
Also pre-boil all their water and put it in the freezer for them.
well thanks i guess for that rabbit hole i just dove head first down
Who hurt you?
You make yourself coffee while familiarizing yourself with their kitchen enough to make a suggestion on how it could be laid out better.
That’s right, Jeremy, I’ve been here nary a day and I already know your home better than you. You don’t deserve this house, I deserve this house!
Change where their silverware drawer is to assert dominance.
I fart in the silverware drawer. So then they will open it like ‘boy oh boy I need a fork right now OH NO ITS FARTS!’
Take a dump in their nipple cabinet.
I want a friendship divorce and I’m taking the house with me
Think of what this will do to the ottomans! Won’t someone think of the ottomans!?
Honestly if my friend did this I’d let her reorganize my kitchen.
She’s about the same height as me, and lives in a tiny place, so she’d probably have some good ideas.
Also my cabinets and drawers are a mis-match hodgepodge (they aren’t all the same depth or height; some of them have lost half their volume for unknown ancient-house reasons) so I’m always down for ideas.
Power up the SNES and grab a soda my dude!
Soda in the morning!?
I mean, I think I could drink it but I’m not in a mood… Unless I have tacos!
Certainly this wouldn’t be a problem as a kiddo.
Hangout with their mom in the kitchen
You gotta schedule something for later, there wouldn’t be enough time.
Just leave. They’re probably listening to you while trying to remain motionless because they can’t stand people in the morning. Go home. Break the silent stale mate.
Betray them by secretly leaving the house without leaving any traces behind. Putting your phone on silent also helps.
And just take one or two plants.
They’ll know.
Mom will know, she’ll blame her own kid.
Ah yes, they always do that.
Now imagine this before smartphones were a thing lol
Gonna fire up their N64 and hope they don’t wake up too soon, cause I want some alone time with it… I ain’t got one at home, and I’m tired of being wrecked in Golden Eye just because they get to practice every day after school. Shh shhh shhhh … sleep a little longer my friend. Them chickens coming home to roost any day now
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Just bounce; especially if everyone was drinking.
